In case you haven't heard, Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. At BuzzFeed, we have a tradition of disagreeing with the opinion of this publication. So, this year we've created our own list. Enjoy.
8. Chris Pine
9/10/11. Any of the Hemsworths
12. Liam Hemsworth's right ear
13. A cell of a Hemsworth
14. A piece of gum one of the Hemsworth has chewed
15. Phlegm (from a Hemsworth)
16. Literally just a bitmoji of a Hemsworth
17. This blurry picture of Leonardo DiCaprio vaping
18. Mr. Clean
19. The Babadook
20. Chris Cuomo's left arm
21. The dancing hotdog from Snapchat
22. The hot dad from Inside Out
23. My gym crush
24. The Allstate guy
25. Britney Spears’ current boyfriend, Sam
26. Larry King walking down the street
27. Ryan Merriman (from Disney Channel original movie, Luck Of the Irish)
28. The guy from P90x videos
29. Air Bud, the dog (RIP, like in memoriam not like sexual)
30. The hot guy who works at your local Starbucks
31. The motorcycle teacher with the mullet from Boy Meets World
32. Frosty the Snowman
33. Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation
34. The Tupac hologram from Coachella a few years ago
35. Billy Butcherson (brought back to back to life)
36. Paul Blart, mall cop
37. Carlton, from Fresh Prince
38. Stefan (hotter version of Urkel)
39. The dad from the Parent Trap
40. Dennis Quaid (I know that’s the same thing as "the dad from Parent Trap" but Dennis Quaid is really hot and I don't think he owns a vineyard so it's different)
41. Any member of the Greek water polo team
42. Lou Bega
43. Super Mario
44. Even Luigi
45. Whoever this Turkish oil wrester is
46. Former American Idol host, Ryan Dunkleman
47. Clippy, from Microsoft
48. The Brawny paper towel guy
49. Bill Nye, the science guy
50. Buzz Lightyear, the toy
51. This emoji:
52. Siri (the iPhone voice)
53. A person who likes Phish
54. Jimmy Buffett
55. Harvey from Sabrina The Teenage Witch
56. Mr. Peanut
57. A random guy with a British accent
58. Maybe Squidward
59. Brendan Frasier
60. The guy that wasn’t Kelsey Grammar from Frasier
62. One of those random blowy things you see outside of car dealerships
63. Bill Gates?
64. Scruff McGruff
65. The “Dude You’re Getting A Dell guy”
66. Probably the Geico Gecco
67. Stick Stickly
68. Colonel Sanders
69. Colonel Mustards
70. The old guy from the Six Flags commercials
71. Literally any of the Vengaboys
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72. Captain Crunch
73. Count Chocula
74. Tony The Tiger, obviously
75. Snap
76. Crackle
77. And Pop
78. Carbs & cheese
79. Smoky, the bear
80. My friend’s hot dad from high school
81. My 7th great chem teacher
82. Any of the Baja Men
83. Mr. Bean
84. Someone's Uncle Steve
85. And this sad picture of Ross from Friends
