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85 People Who Are Sexier Than Blake Shelton

No offense but I'm disgusted.

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1. Mahershala Ali

2. Ryan Gosling

3. Idris Elba

4. Jake Gyllenhaal

5. Ryan Reynolds

6. Milo Ventimiglia

7. Zac Efron

9/10/11. Any of the Hemsworths

12. Liam Hemsworth's right ear

13. A cell of a Hemsworth

14. A piece of gum one of the Hemsworth has chewed

15. Phlegm (from a Hemsworth)

16. Literally just a bitmoji of a Hemsworth


21. The dancing hotdog from Snapchat

22. The hot dad from Inside Out

23. My gym crush

24. The Allstate guy

25. Britney Spears’ current boyfriend, Sam

27. Ryan Merriman (from Disney Channel original movie, Luck Of the Irish)

28. The guy from P90x videos

29. Air Bud, the dog (RIP, like in memoriam not like sexual)

30. The hot guy who works at your local Starbucks


32. Frosty the Snowman

33. Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation

34. The Tupac hologram from Coachella a few years ago

36. Paul Blart, mall cop

37. Carlton, from Fresh Prince

38. Stefan (hotter version of Urkel)

39. The dad from the Parent Trap

40. Dennis Quaid (I know that’s the same thing as "the dad from Parent Trap" but Dennis Quaid is really hot and I don't think he owns a vineyard so it's different)


42. Lou Bega

43. Super Mario

44. Even Luigi

46. Former American Idol host, Ryan Dunkleman

47. Clippy, from Microsoft

48. The Brawny paper towel guy

49. Bill Nye, the science guy

50. Buzz Lightyear, the toy


52. Siri (the iPhone voice)

53. A person who likes Phish

54. Jimmy Buffett

55. Harvey from Sabrina The Teenage Witch

57. A random guy with a British accent

58. Maybe Squidward

59. Brendan Frasier


62. One of those random blowy things you see outside of car dealerships

63. Bill Gates?

64. Scruff McGruff

65. The “Dude You’re Getting A Dell guy”

66. Probably the Geico Gecco

68. Colonel Sanders

69. Colonel Mustards

70. The old guy from the Six Flags commercials


71. Literally any of the Vengaboys

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72. Captain Crunch

73. Count Chocula

74. Tony The Tiger, obviously

75. Snap

76. Crackle

77. And Pop

79. Smoky, the bear

80. My friend’s hot dad from high school

81. My 7th great chem teacher

82. Any of the Baja Men

83. Mr. Bean

84. Someone's Uncle Steve