5. WAH WAH I’M SICK
6. BLAH BLAH BLAH I’M ANNOYING
7. HA HA I HATE YOU AND WE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW GROSS AND SICK YOU ARE
8. THE SOUND OF YOU BLOWING YOUR NOSE…
9. IS MAKING ME LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND.
10. I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN FEEL YOUR GERMS
11. AND HOLY SHIT, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD PUT YOUR TISSUES ON YOUR DESK!!
12. YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!
13. WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH
14. WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
15. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE
16. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
19. YOU ARE LITERALLY SHINY
20. AND IF YOU HAVE A STOMACH BUG AND YOU COME TO WORK YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING
21. JUST. GO. HOME.
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