12. Snorting smarties.
18. Besides that, seals are making out with whales.
19. Dogs are making out with dolphins.
So, what’s happening in December?
29. Dick Clark died, so there can’t/won’t be a New Year.
30. And the spawn of Snooki is due.
Goodbye, Sweet World.
- H.R. McMaster was due to retire from the Army. Now he holds what could become one of the most powerful positions in Washington.
- Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News after he was accused of defending pedophilia in an old video.
- The man who damaged Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with a sledge hammer was sentenced to three years probation.
- West Elm pulled the Peggy Couch from its site after years of scathing customer reviews and complaints of buttons popping off 🙈