I Have Discovered The Most Magnificent Place In The World

Come along now. My secret is yours to share.

1. Hello friends.

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2. I need you to take a seat…

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3. … I have a secret to share with you.

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4. I would like to tell you about a place beyond your wildest dreams and deepest fantasies…

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5. A place where the bodies are seldom shaved…

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6. … the speedos are abundant…

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7. … and there is a body type FOR US ALL.

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8. It’s a place where it’s totally normal to see practically naked men touching each other like no big deal.

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9. A place where butt cheeks flow outside their boundaries.

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10. A place where people just like to hug.

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11. Basically nothing hurts and everything feels good here.

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12. We all win.

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13. Where is this place? You ask.

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14. HOW CAN I GET THERE? You are screaming.

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15. Hush.

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16. Simmer down.

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17. Seriously be quiet, these two are having a naked moment.

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18. Just come along…

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19. … follow the happy trail.

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20. I’m ready to begin.

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21. The place is located just outside the water…

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22. … right besides the pool.

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23. This place is…

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24. … wait for it…

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25.

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26.

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27. At the sidelines of all water polo matches.

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28. Now run along.

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29. Use this information wisely.

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Godspeed.

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