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Why June Squibb Is The One Real, True Queen


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Hi, haters.

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It's me. The HBIC. Your queen.

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*Tips hat*


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You may know me from that time I told you to go fuck yourself.

That time when I, with elegance + grace, said I wasn't fiddlin' with no cow titties.

That time I called Rose a slut.

Or that time I flashed my vagina @ a gravestone.

"See what you could’ve had, Keith, if you hadn’t talked about weed all the time."


Anyway, June Squibb is the underrated QUEEN of this year's award season.

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Boys literally hang off of her.

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*Still hanging*

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Her fashion game has been pretty high.

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Consistently slaying her younger famous fans.

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In this photo, a fan is greeting her.

June is always so good with her fans.
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June is always so good with her fans.

Zebra print don't care.

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A casual purple cloak.

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That time she got a call on her flip phone about her Oscar nomination.

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That time John Waters tried to show her up and she shut him down.

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Or that time her eyes penetrated your soul.

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Basically, to wrap this up, June is fucking awesome and at 84 she deserves every bit of the attention she's been getting lately.

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*Gives a smug look*

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*Peaces out*

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