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Why June Squibb Is The One Real, True Queen

*Bows*

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Hi, haters.

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It's me. The HBIC. Your queen.

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*Tips hat*

JUNE MOTHERFUCKING SQUIBB.

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You may know me from that time I told you to go fuck yourself.

That time when I, with elegance + grace, said I wasn't fiddlin' with no cow titties.

That time I called Rose a slut.

Or that time I flashed my vagina @ a gravestone.

"See what you could’ve had, Keith, if you hadn’t talked about weed all the time."

YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER.

Anyway, June Squibb is the underrated QUEEN of this year's award season.

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Boys literally hang off of her.

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*Still hanging*

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Her fashion game has been pretty high.

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Consistently slaying her younger famous fans.

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In this photo, a fan is greeting her.

June is always so good with her fans.
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June is always so good with her fans.

Zebra print don't care.

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A casual purple cloak.

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That time she got a call on her flip phone about her Oscar nomination.

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That time John Waters tried to show her up and she shut him down.

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Or that time her eyes penetrated your soul.

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Basically, to wrap this up, June is fucking awesome and at 84 she deserves every bit of the attention she's been getting lately.

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*Gives a smug look*

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*Peaces out*

Bye.
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Bye.

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