1. Hi, haters.
2. It’s me. The HBIC. Your queen.
4. JUNE MOTHERFUCKING SQUIBB.
8. Or that time I flashed my vagina @ a gravestone.
10. YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER.
11. Anyway, June Squibb is the underrated QUEEN of this year’s award season.
12. Boys literally hang off of her.
13. *Still hanging*
14. Her fashion game has been pretty high.
15. Consistently slaying her younger famous fans.
16. In this photo, a fan is greeting her.
June is always so good with her fans.
17. Zebra print don’t care.
18. A casual purple cloak.
19. That time she got a call on her flip phone about her Oscar nomination.
20. That time John Waters tried to show her up and she shut him down.
21. Or that time her eyes penetrated your soul.
22. Basically, to wrap this up, June is fucking awesome and at 84 she deserves every bit of the attention she’s been getting lately.
23. *Gives a smug look*
24. *Peaces out*
- President Trump has given House Republicans an ultimatum: Pass their health care bill Friday or he will move on to other issues.
- FBI agents posed as filmmakers to talk to armed militia during a standoff in Nevada, then used the footage against two men on trial in federal court.
- The suspect in the London terror attack near Parliament, who was killed by police, has been identified as 52-year-old Khalid Masood.
- Donald Trump had a photo op in a semitruck. The photos were too good not to become a meme — and the internet delivered 🚛👍