Why Cristiano Ronaldo Needs To Cut The Shit And Take His Shirt Off Already

Enough.

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WE. DON'T. GIVE. A. DAMN.

You are good for one thing.

* Makes protest signs. Moves to Brazil. Sets up tents outside some arena or on the beach or something. Begins Occupy Ronaldo movement. Doesn't shower for days. Starts chant *

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

* CONTINUES CHANT *

"WE DEMAND"

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"