1. WAHHHH WAHHH WAHHH. CRY CRY CRY. I’M A WIDDLE BABY.
2. WAHHHH LOOK AT MY SAD DROOPY BANGS.
3. WAHHHH I MISS MY DIAMOND STUDDED EARRINGS!
4. Well… LISTEN UP, BITCH.
5. WE. DON’T. GIVE. A. DAMN.
6. You are good for one thing.
7. * Makes protest signs. Moves to Brazil. Sets up tents outside some arena or on the beach or something. Begins Occupy Ronaldo movement. Doesn’t shower for days. Starts chant *
8. “WHAT DO WE WANT?”
9. “Biceps, triceps, nipples, chest, abs, and a nice hot back!”
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10. * CONTINUES CHANT *
11. “WE DEMAND”
12. “BICEPS, TRICEPS, NIPPLES, CHEST, ABS, AND A NICE HOT BACK.”
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13. “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!”
14. “RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW… or at least the next time you play soccer.”
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15. Because frankly we deserve it and you look like shit when you’re crying like a sad baby.
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17. And I can almost forget about those diamond studded earrings when you’re half naked.
20. And you know what, I’ll take an order of man on man action with that too please.
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