America has always been a country bursting at the seams with pioneers. I mean, the whole country is absolutely brimming with true patriots who are ready to step up and lead the way for the rest of the world.
Obviously, the case with COVID-19 is no different. That's why we're number one!
And you know why that is?
1.Because Americans always take the proper precautions:
2.And Americans know exactly how to social distance:
3.Americans know exactly how to wear a mask:
4.They're very respectful of those around them:
5.Americans know how important staying home is:
6.They know the only way to truly be safe is to keep their distance:
7.Americans need to look no further than their government for guidance:
8.Americans have their priorities straight:
9.They know exactly what's important during a time like this:
10.I mean, what's more essential than a casino?
11.Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, follows the rules here:
12.They know the founding fathers DIED for their right to get everyone sick inside a Walgreens:
13.They know their history:
14.Do Canada or Germany make their citizens wait in three-hour lines to vote in the middle of a pandemic? Didn't think so!
15.Americans know that the only way to beat COVID-19 is to immediately pretend it doesn't exist and go to a bar:
16.Or a restaurant:
17.Or a crowded theme park:
18.That's why we're number one! Because of people like this: