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22 Reasons Why America Is #1 In The World When It Comes To The Coronavirus

We're number one! We're number one!

America has always been a country bursting at the seams with pioneers. I mean, the whole country is absolutely brimming with true patriots who are ready to step up and lead the way for the rest of the world.

Obviously, the case with COVID-19 is no different. That's why we're number one!

And you know why that is?

1. Because Americans always take the proper precautions:

I don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of COVID-19 pandemic anytime soon.

2. And Americans know exactly how to social distance:

Nashville's Silverados Nightclub packed last night, with zero social distancing as @iamchasematthew played to the crowd

3. Americans know exactly how to wear a mask:

4. They're very respectful of those around them:

5. Americans know how important staying home is:

Country singer Chase Rice is under fire for hosting a concert for 4,000 fans in Tennessee.

6. They know the only way to truly be safe is to keep their distance:

Ok my friend sent me this photo from Maya Day + Nightclub in #Scottsdale yesterday... are people serious? Am I the only one still taking this seriously? #COVIDIOTS (I was just going to #Covid but found this much more appropriate) 😅

7. Americans need to look no further than their government for guidance:

no masks, no social distancing at this @GovRonDeSantis event as Florida cases skyrocket

8. Americans have their priorities straight:

9. They know exactly what's important during a time like this:

10. I mean, what's more essential than a casino?

11. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, follows the rules here:

@NYGovCuomo inside Duane Reade W47 & 8th ave. Signs on door no mask, no entry. As I passed, I said what a good example you’re setting. Why are cops not wearing masks? The other day a cop told me he doesn’t have too. #MaskUpNY

12. They know the founding fathers DIED for their right to get everyone sick inside a Walgreens:

13. They know their history:

14. Do Canada or Germany make their citizens wait in three-hour lines to vote in the middle of a pandemic? Didn't think so!

This is one third of the line to vote in my neighborhood in DC. Have been waiting for 2.5 hours now.

15. Americans know that the only way to beat COVID-19 is to immediately pretend it doesn't exist and go to a bar:

16. Or a restaurant:

17. Or a crowded theme park:

Large crowds at Universal Studios Islands Of Adventure today! Saturday’s are probably not the best days to go to any theme park. And this is all because of Hagrids. Hearing reports of little to no social distancing over on Universal Facebook groups too (Photos sent from fb group)

18. That's why we're number one! Because of people like this:

19. And this:

20. Because of stores like this:

21. And churches like this:

@JudgeClayJ how can bars be shut down but First Baptist Dallas can have a packed service?

22. God bless the USA! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!