22 Reasons Why America Is #1 In The World When It Comes To The Coronavirus
We're number one! We're number one!
America has always been a country bursting at the seams with pioneers. I mean, the whole country is absolutely brimming with true patriots who are ready to step up and lead the way for the rest of the world.
And you know why that is?
Americans know exactly how to wear a mask:
They're very respectful of those around them:
Americans have their priorities straight:
They know exactly what's important during a time like this:
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I mean, what's more essential than a casino?
They know the founding fathers DIED for their right to get everyone sick inside a Walgreens:
They know their history:
Americans know that the only way to beat COVID-19 is to immediately pretend it doesn't exist and go to a bar:
Or a restaurant:
That's why we're number one! Because of people like this:
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God bless the USA! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
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