1. Why were Pete & Pete both named Pete?
And the dad wasn't named Pete, so it wasn't like it was a family thing?
2. What was inside these things — and if you drank it, would you die?
These were also vaguely sexual, no? 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
3. Whatever happened to Mya?
Is she hiding somewhere with Pras?
4. Was the black light test on Room Raiders real? Does black light actually...detect bodily fluids?
And why didn't any of the guys wash their sheets ahead of time if they knew MTV was going to be doing it?
5. What was up with AJ's belly button tattoo?
And is he the only one in the world with a "69" around his belly button?
6. How the hell did they actually make The Parent Trap?
Like really, I still haven't figured this out. Witchcraft?!
7. Why could no one ever put together the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?!
THREE. FUCKING. PIECES.
8. What happened to all of the Beanie Babies? And did anyone actually pay thousands of dollars for a singular one?
Who even created this (brilliant) scam?
9. There definitely was room for two, right?
Rose could have totally sat up and made room.
10. Who told Justin Timberlake it was OK to wear a yellow du-rag?
And did they all get their ears pierced together?
11. Who on earth thought it was a good idea to make green and purple ketchup?
EVERY KID LIKES KETCHUP WHY MESS WITH A GOOD THING?!
12. Why did Chris Kirkpatrick wear a pervert 69 shirt?
And what the hell was up with his pineapple head?
13. What was the difference between CD-R vs. CD-RW?
Like did CD-RW actually work? Could you re-burn CDs?
14. If Buzz doesn't realize he's a toy then why does he freeze up when humans enter the room?
Was he lying the entire time?
15. Did they actually count the votes on TRL?
Also, why did they just tease with three seconds of the video and five minutes of kids screaming and crying into the camera?
16. Is it possible to download a ghost?
Asking for a friend.
17. Who thought it was OK for Sam to just climb into Clarissa's room on a ladder at any given time of day?
Did he just keep the ladder under her window or did he pull it out of his garage and bring it over every time he wanted to visit?
18. How did CatDog poop?
Or did they not? I'm still so confused.
19. What did the Nanny on Muppet Babies look like?
Did she even have a head?
20. Why did they EVER take this off the market?
The biggest tragedy of our time.
21. Did anyone ever actually get a psychic reading from Miss Cleo?
And did it...work?
22. And lastly, who exactly let the dogs out?
Woof woof woof.
