99 Things All Yuccies Love

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If you haven't already heard, the hipster is dead and the yuccie is the hot new thing.

Mashable defines the yuccie as a "Young Urban Creative" and says, "Yuccies are the cultural offspring of yuppies and hipsters." Yuccies want to "be successful like yuppies and creative like hipsters."

Based on that definition, here's a list of things yuccies love. They are all around us.

Are you a yuccie?

1. Judging people who don't use Gmail

2. Making fun of people with Yahoo addresses

3. Passionately discussing whether they delete or keep their emails (inbox 0)

4. Having a solid opinion about hot yoga

5. Getting into rosé

6. Talking about how much they love rosé

7. Declaring it "rosé season"

8. Not being able to watch only one episode on Netflix

9. Taking it personally when someone says they don't like Beyoncé

10. Ludacris

11. Ironically eating at chain restaurants like Olive Garden

12. FaceTiming with pets

13. The dollar section at Target

14. Creating their own vacation hashtag on Instagram

15. Taking pictures of plane wings

16. Posting the picture of the plane wings on Instagram with the airports they are traveling to SFO → LGA

17. Having a passionate stance on candy corn

18. Going to color runs what seems like every other weekend

19. The word "problematic"

20. Half marathons

21. Adding avocado

22. Extra guac

23. Calling guacamole "guac"

24. Calling margaritas "margs"

25. Knowing that guac costs extra

26. Making instagram accounts for their pets

27. Not paying for HBO Go

28. Recommending Amazon Prime to a friend

29. Not understanding how someone could live without Amazon Prime

30. Talking about not having cable

31. Talking about how expensive cable is

32. Sharing Time Warner horror stories

33. Seasonal cocktails

34. Drake

35. Getting pissed every year Modern Family wins all the awards

why does modern family always win "best comedy?" it's really not all that great...

36. Asking people which season of a TV show they should skip

37. Venmo'ing people

38. Writing ridiculous things when Venmo'ing people

39. Uniqlo

40. Saying "tap water is fine"

41. #TBT

42. Hating Facebook but never deleting

43. Complaining on Facebook about ~The Media~

44. The 100 emoji

45. Thinking about getting a tattoo but never actually getting one because they're worried they're going to hate it in a few years OR SAYING "I only want to get a tattoo if it's meaningful"

46. Saying AF instead of "as fuck"

47. Asking people if they've watched The Wire

48. Google Chrome

49. Judging people who still use Firefox

50. Grabbing an Uber

51. Free chips at Mexican restaurants

52. Asking for more bread

53. Waiting in line at food trucks

54. Aux cords

55. Being embarrassed for shopping at Urban Outfitters

56. Talking to their Uber driver when they're drunk

57. Spicy margaritas

58. Getting into matcha

59. Saying they used to hate Taylor Swift but they kind of love her now/have a lot of respect for her now

60. Saying they're "dead" when they're not actually dead

61. Talking about Mercury being in retrograde

62. Blaming things on Mercury being in retrograde

63. Checking the Wiki

64. Being complimented on their furniture and saying, "It's Ikea"

65. Saying couches are expensive

66. Remembering MySpace

67. Buying a juicer, using it once, and never using it again

68. Buying a juice when they're hungover

69. Saying, "I got it on Etsy"

70. Saying their favorite food is pizza but not eating it that often

71. Making "Happy Mother's Day" posts on Facebook

72. Discussing their favorite type of lettuce and their individual benefits

73. Talking about that one time they did molly

74. The song "Trap Queen"

75. Insisting they will never watch Game of Thrones again after every episode

76. Being shocked when people don't like Orange Is the New Black

77. Glass water bottles

78. Succulents

79. "Stubhub it"

80. "IMDb it"

81. "'Gram it"

82. "I heard it only got a xx on Rotten Tomatoes"

83. "Gchat me"

84. Talking down to your friend if they don't know what "bae" means

85. Teen slang, in general

86. Saying they're so old even though they're 23

87. Not owning an alarm clock — "I just use my phone"

88. Saying awards shows are boring but watching them anyway

89. Following popular Instagram accounts like @FatJew and casually mentioning them in conversation

90. Defending boxed wine: "It's boxed wine but it's really good"

91. Not owning a printer

92. Not understanding people who have Androids

93. Making fun of your friend for having an iPhone 4

94. Slowly coming around to selfie sticks

95. Wanting to do a cleanse

96. Getting upset about receiving a phone call

97. Irrational hate of voicemails

98. Complaining about everyone getting married

99. And reminiscing over Four Loko