What Selena Gomez Looks Like After Yoga Vs. What You Look Like After Yoga

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Selena Gomez after yoga: Cool, calm, and collected. Girl just got her yoga on! Bazinga!

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You after yoga: The lady from Life Alert who has fallen and can't get up.

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Selena Gomez after yoga: You guys, she's gorgeous and glowing.

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You after yoga: Trying to stretch but you end up just look like this lady humping a rock.

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Selena Gomez after yoga: I feel like she looks like what I think I think I'll look like after yoga, if you know what I mean.

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You after yoga: This tweet from Kris Jenner.

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Selena Gomez after yoga: Healthy and happy, like I really feel like she's in a good place in this pic.

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You after yoga: This abandoned hair piece on the side of the street surrounded by partially melted rock salt.

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Selena Gomez after yoga: She looks like she has just had a nice sweat and now she's going to an expensive brunch because she's rich and Selena Gomez.

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You after yoga: Literally twinning with the penguin from Batman Returns.

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Selena Gomez after yoga: I'm seriously getting Jesus vibes. *Chills*

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You after yoga: An overflowing pile of trash in an abandoned lot.

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Selena Gomez after yoga: The people in the background look like they've seen God but it's actually just Selena Gomez. Also, that towel probably smells like lilac. Mine smells like fuggin shit!

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You after yoga: This lone, solitary foam shoe.

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