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26 Celebrities Straight People Never Knew Were Twinks

"What is a twink?" —straight people, yesterday.

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Naturally, straight people and Katy Perry were caught off guard and shook right out of their bootcut jeans, like when they found out about eating ass for the first time in 2015. This time, straight people were wondering what these things called "twinks" were and how could they get in on the trend.

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3. Even in the 1500s, we were in the "age of the twink." Here's a group of men playing "bob apple"* on Halloween. They appear to all be twinks.

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*It was honestly called "bob apple," which sounds pretty gay to me!

4. A man named Abraham Lincoln? Yes, straight people, at one time he was a TWINK.

Look, I’ve lived in Illinois and seen a lot of Lincolns in my time but this is maybe one of the most unusual? C. 1940 sexy New Deal Lincoln at the DC Office of Public Records https://t.co/3a1nmL8GYM

Now that you have your twinkstory, let's move on to modern times.

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Point is —> every single boy in a boy band starts out as a twink until they age out of it and/or become Chris Kirkpatrick. No offense.

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Moral of the story: You've always been living in the year of the twink because twinks have never not been a thing.

Now excuse me while I hang out in the comments watching all you gays argue about who is and who is NOT a twink.