All of the following made you like this:
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1. A group of grown men dry-humping the air in a congo line:
2. Painfully spiky frosted tipped hair:
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3. A guy wearing jeans getting plowed by waves:
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4. Every guy with this haircut:
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5. A group of guys giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:
6. This:
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7. A guy with ramen noodle hair moaning:
8. Guys with knit bucket hats:
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9. Whatever is happening here:
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10. A sweaty thriving man-boy:
11. A group of men in tight zippered baby tees dancing on a spaceship:
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12. Everything happening here:
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13. A group of men, some shirtless, some wearing neon shirts, in oversize white suits and fedoras:
14. Just a bunch of guys slapping their own asses:
15. This sexy military man:
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Honestly, still kinda hot today.
16. A group of men in humongous colorful suits:
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17. Five guys on an oversize wagon together:
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18. A man *really* enjoying spreading his hands across his face:
19. A group of guys wearing very large shiny ski suits in July:
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20. Pouring very hot wax on someone's bare chest:
21. These sweet boys:
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22. These patriotic boys:
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23. I don't even know:
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24. A group of guys dressed as bedazzled marionette dolls:
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25. And a man wearing oversize goggles, dog chains, a baseball glove, and two ponytail things:
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No offense to ponytail things.
