*Melania voice* Hello. Grab yourself a bottle of water, slap on your finest athleisure, and hold on tight. Bonus points if the bottle is reusable because you know we like to save the planet!
Now open up that water and take a long, deep sip. You are going to need it, hon.
Here he is, the low-key hottest guy at the Golden Globes ceremony, Milo Ventimiglia.
You will see "the blogs" (and full disclosure, me too, but whatever deal with it), talk about people like "the Ryans" being hot, but really, truth is it's 2017 now and it's all about Milo Ventimiglia.
Mandy Moore looked flawless, but somehow Milo managed to look that much better. It could be because I am attracted to men and not women but whatever. Impact!
Milo has this *thing* where he tends to look very good.
He looks good here:
He also looks good here:
Another thing he does is this little half-grin thing only a mother or someone into really attractive guys could love.
He also works out.
It's *Borat voice* very nice!
Milo is like the Madonna of hot guys. He's always reinventing himself.
Like here, where he looks like a caveman with a drug problem.
Or here, where he looks like that rich douche you went to school with. This picture screams "WELL, ACTUALLY."
He's even hot in his tragic mid- to late-2000s swoopy emo bangs haircut phase.
In conclusion, here is a GIF of his butt.
Here is a GIF of him sitting naked with a towel over his crotch*.
Another for good luck.
Annnnnd, lastly, some hole action.
