JoJo Siwa is a fearless fashion icon unafraid to pair her DANGEROUSLY tight ponytails with pencil sharpeners, kazoos, playing cards, and plastic pipes.
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Like, her coat is literally just a bunch of random shit from the school store glued onto a jacket. I love it.
That's unlike the many fashion flops who completely ignored the Met gala "camp" theme entirely.
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It was a disservice to Siwanators and "fashion types" everywhere that JoJo wasn't invited to this year's event.
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For example, Justin Theroux accessorized his look with a handkerchief and called it a day.
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JoJo Siwa accessorizes her looks with 5-year-old children.
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Camp!
The Goop lady had zero children as accessories.
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Not camp!
This guy wore a safety pin.
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A SAFETY PIN.
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Even her dog does camp better than that guy who wore the safety pin.
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"A SAFETY PIN?!"
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JoJo Siwa wears half-sleeves of those scarves you used to juggle with in elementary school gym class.
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That's camp me and my fourth grade P.E. teacher can respect!
The Carpool Karaoke guy wore a dinner napkin.
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JoJo Siwa wears pink poodle shoes.
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Pink poodle shoes!
This guy just wore cowboy boots and a pair of jeans.
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I'm just...no.
Karlie Kloss was serving a look that can only be described as "right this way, I'll show to your table" at your local "fancy" Italian restaurant.
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Meanwhile, JoJo serves you seriously tight pony, pink bow, and two haunted clowns.
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We have another cowboy who clearly wasn't following theme.
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Or we have JoJo giving us Lady Gaga 2011 performance art.
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"I'm Italian!!!" —Lady Gaga and also JoJo Siwa.
Basically, JoJo Siwa for Met theme needs to happen.
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She could have shown the people a thing or two about extremely tight ponytails and also camp.
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I'd much rather go to JoJo's 17th birthday party than some party at some old-ass museum anyway.
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Actually, JoJo Siwa's 17th birthday party is my literal nightmare.
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Bye!
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