What do you get when you put a group of burly men wearing one-size-too-small Speedos in a pool with a ball and a bunch of testosterone and aggression?
No, you don't get an old lady on on a playground seahorse.
You get one of the hottest sports of the Olympic games --> water polo.
And let me be the one to tell you ---> Team USA is full of hot people.
Because this is BuzzFeed and we investigate things, I've spent the past few hours doing a deep dive into Team USA.
My investigation proved conclusive: Team USA is, you guessed it ---> hot.
Here's my proof.
Team USA is hot because they are thick.
They will make you say words like "eesh" in a positive way.
They are more dad than your typical Olympic sports.
And they have beards.
Team USA is also hot because water polo players hang out on the sideline in their Speedos all the time.
And they have camaraderie.
Sweet, sweet, uninhibited, tiny-Speedo camaraderie.
Now that's the spirit!
In conclusion, here's a man who understands the water polo spirit:
Relatable:
Signing off, here's a final thought:
