What do you get when you put a group of burly men wearing one-size-too-small Speedos in a pool with a ball and a bunch of testosterone and aggression? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox / Via bussypat.tumblr.com No, you don't get an old lady on on a playground seahorse. Susan Stevenson / Getty Images You get one of the hottest sports of the Olympic games --> water polo. Instagram: @usawp And let me be the one to tell you ---> Team USA is full of hot people. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @instaamann Because this is BuzzFeed and we investigate things, I've spent the past few hours doing a deep dive into Team USA. instagram.com My investigation proved conclusive: Team USA is, you guessed it ---> hot. Twitter: @mcquinbaron Here's my proof. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF water-snake.tumblr.com Team USA is hot because they are thick. Sean M. Haffey / Getty Images They will make you say words like "eesh" in a positive way. instagram.com They are more dad than your typical Olympic sports. instagram.com And they have beards. Streeter Lecka / Getty Images Team USA is also hot because water polo players hang out on the sideline in their Speedos all the time. Harry How / Getty Images And they have camaraderie. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @l__cupido Sweet, sweet, uninhibited, tiny-Speedo camaraderie. Streeter Lecka / Getty Images Now that's the spirit! Streeter Lecka / Getty Images In conclusion, here's a man who understands the water polo spirit: Streeter Lecka / Getty Images Relatable: Streeter Lecka / Getty Images Signing off, here's a final thought: Twitter: @gfore The end.