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The US Men's Olympic Water Polo Team Is Going To Leave You Wet

And in Speedos all the time. Winning!

What do you get when you put a group of burly men wearing one-size-too-small Speedos in a pool with a ball and a bunch of testosterone and aggression?

No, you don't get an old lady on on a playground seahorse.

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You get one of the hottest sports of the Olympic games --> water polo.

And let me be the one to tell you ---> Team USA is full of hot people.

Because this is BuzzFeed and we investigate things, I've spent the past few hours doing a deep dive into Team USA.

My investigation proved conclusive: Team USA is, you guessed it ---> hot.

Here's my proof.

Team USA is hot because they are thick.

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They will make you say words like "eesh" in a positive way.

They are more dad than your typical Olympic sports.

And they have beards.

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Team USA is also hot because water polo players hang out on the sideline in their Speedos all the time.

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And they have camaraderie.

Sweet, sweet, uninhibited, tiny-Speedo camaraderie.

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Now that's the spirit!

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In conclusion, here's a man who understands the water polo spirit:

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Signing off, here's a final thought:

Twitter: @gfore

The end.

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