So, I'm just sitting here minding my own business, you know bopping around the ~internet~ and listening to hot jams. Chair dancing. Then my friend sends me this mega hot jam called "Adrenalina" by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin.
I watch it, as you should too...
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... and I think to myself and then say out loud, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT. RICKY MARTIN IS STILL FINE AS HELL."
Like damn.
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Full disclosure: I too, was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING, THO?"
But then I was like, "Yes. Armpits. Get it."
Would do.
Over and over.
And then I screamed when that happened.
And then I was extremely jealous.
This mom sums up my emotions in that moment:
SO ANYWAY, that got me intrigued. I was curious. Some may say, "thirsty."
I did some basic Google searches and came up with some great photographic evidence that supports the fact that Ricky Martin is still, in fact, hot as fuck.
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Like this one:
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And this one:
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And this one:
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I'm also a sucker for one of those hot hipster haircuts, so my bias could be clouded.
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Still, that bow tie.
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THEN, like any normal person, I went to Instagram-stalk him.
I was not disappointed.
As anyone who stalks a guy on Instagram, I was extremely delighted to find a plethora of shirtless photos.
That chest.
Those thighs.
That casual "OH EM GEE MY HAIR IS SO MESSAY" look.
Such a nerd!!!
A true DILF.
So, what did we learn today?
We learned that Ricky Martin is still hot.
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Go on now, spread the knowledge and #stayblessed.