1. So, I’m just sitting here minding my own business, you know bopping around the ~internet~ and listening to hot jams. Chair dancing. Then my friend sends me this mega hot jam called “Adrenalina” by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin.
2. I watch it, as you should too…
4. Like damn.
Full disclosure: I too, was like, “WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING, THO?”
7. Over and over.
8. And then I screamed when that happened.
And then I was extremely jealous.
10. SO ANYWAY, that got me intrigued. I was curious. Some may say, “thirsty.”
11. I did some basic Google searches and came up with some great photographic evidence that supports the fact that Ricky Martin is still, in fact, hot as fuck.
12. Like this one:
13. And this one:
14. And this one:
15. I’m also a sucker for one of those hot hipster haircuts, so my bias could be clouded.
16. Still, that bow tie.
17. THEN, like any normal person, I went to Instagram-stalk him.
19. As anyone who stalks a guy on Instagram, I was extremely delighted to find a plethora of shirtless photos.
25. So, what did we learn today?
- Criticized previously for not forcefully speaking out, Donald Trump condemned anti-Semitism after bomb threats were reported at 11 Jewish centers.
- Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News after he was accused of defending pedophilia in an old video.
- President Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new national security adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- West Elm pulled the Peggy Couch from its site after years of scathing customer reviews and complaints of buttons popping off 🙈