Animals·Posted on Aug 8, 2016This Olympic Horse Has The Most Badass NameNow THIS is how you name a horse.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Every four years we are inundated with weird horse words like "dressage" (pronounced dress-sauge) and "eventing." Mike Ehrmann / Getty Images I'm still not sure what they actually mean, but I know it has something to do with riding a horse or the fancy word, ~~**equestrian**~~. Equestrian is stereotypically seen as one of the more "vanilla"* sports of the Olympics, but this year horse riding got a whole lot more metal. Rob Carr / Getty Images *Noah fence, just stating a fact. No, this horse isn't named Pretzel, Snowball, or Little Joe. Rob Carr / Getty Images His name is Summon Up The Blood. Rob Carr / Getty Images Yes, you read that correctly. Twitter: @grey_wardens A horse named Summon Up The Blood. Twitter: @wingspike He's ridden by a man in a top hat named Carlos Parra from Brazil. Jamie Squire / Getty Images Summon Up The Blood is apparently an angsty early-2000s teen... Twitter: @fawnpup ...or just really into the movie The Craft. Twitter: @GaleAeva Either way, it's clear. Summon Up The Blood is the best name of the Olympics. Twitter: @littleleotas Sweet dreams! Columbia Picutres / Getty Images Sign up for BuzzFeed's Rio Roundup newsletter to get the hottest news each day of the games! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up!