A Clip Of US Senators Showing Off Their Nasty Bachelor Pad Is Going Viral, And Just, Like, How Did They Live That Way?
It's so familiar yet so disturbing.
Welcome to the house where a handful of US senators lived for over 30 years.
There are windows covered in bedsheets.
A tub of lotion on a dirty cabinet top, next to a phone that doesn't work.
And a teapot from the 1800s on a stove that has never been used.
No, this isn’t the first off-campus apartment of every straight guy you went to college with. This is apparently where grown-ass US senators lived.
Apparently, Sens. Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin and Rep. George Miller lived there while they worked in Washington, DC.
And luckily for us, the full version of CNN's tour is still online, and it's completely and totally deranged.
In the entire video, we see bulk spices that are clearly over 10 years old.
A mouse trap to catch whatever brave rodent would want to waddle through that mess.
A random cardboard cutout of President Barack Obama.
A couch from the early '90s that you can basically smell.
Another couch that was definitely someone's dead grandma's and probably smells like Jean Naté and stale cigarettes.
And the stove, which just, like, has holes in it.
Bulk boxes of cereal, of course.
They had records that literally hadn't been touched since 1982. Like, I'm not making that up: Schumer said that the same records were still there from the day he moved in in 1982.
That poster was definitely on the wall when they got the house too.
The "medicine" cabinet is on top of a microwave.
The bed is unmade, and they're using a chair as a side table.
The air-conditioner is just hanging out in the middle of the floor.
To call this a frathouse is an understatement.
The only things missing are a burned-out candle with cigarette ashes in it:
A coffee table that looks like this:
Jugs of empty whey protein on top of the cabinets:
But while we didn't get to see their bathroom, we can all agree that this is probably EXACTLY what we would have seen:
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF