Rewind·Posted on Jun 6, 2019I'm Legitimately Laughing At How Ugly The "Straight Pride" Flag And Merchandise IsIt's a big ol' "yikes" from me.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Happy Straight Pride! Every straight guy's living room / Via Twitter: @jakegatti22 It has come to my attention that there is a straight pride flag and whew, boy, it's something. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF PBS This is it: Andrew Vaughan / THE CANADIAN PRESS Truly...something. Andrew Vaughan / THE CANADIAN PRESS And by something, I mean I don't think I've ever felt more of an appropriate use of this GIF: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ET But that's not all! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ET A little search on Amazon shows that we can get straight pride merch! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF PBS This "Straight Pride Flag For A Proud Heterosexual Person T-Shirt" — like, that's literally the name — is only $21.99 and available on Amazon Prime! amazon.com What a design! amazon.com Here's another straight pride shirt called "Proud Hetero Pride 'STRAIGHT' Ally Rainbow T Shirt!" amazon.com It has good reviews too: amazon.com This one is called "Straight Pride Shirt, Proud to Be Straight, I'm Not Gay T-Shirt." amazon.com Excellent! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF PBS And if you're into pins, there's this: amazon.com Basically, if you want to look like an old-timey criminal, the Hamburglar, or Beetlejuice, then straight pride merchandise is for you! Isaac Fitzgerald🤞🏻🖤 @IsaacFitzgerald @iSmashFizzle straight pride flag out here looking like Beetlejuice 12:04 PM - 06 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite H/t: BobHarryD.