I'm Legitimately Laughing At How Ugly The "Straight Pride" Flag And Merchandise Is
It's a big ol' "yikes" from me.
It has come to my attention that there is a straight pride flag and whew, boy, it's something.
This is it:
And by something, I mean I don't think I've ever felt more of an appropriate use of this GIF:
A little search on Amazon shows that we can get straight pride merch!
This "Straight Pride Flag For A Proud Heterosexual Person T-Shirt" — like, that's literally the name — is only $21.99 and available on Amazon Prime!
Here's another straight pride shirt called "Proud Hetero Pride 'STRAIGHT' Ally Rainbow T Shirt!"
This one is called "Straight Pride Shirt, Proud to Be Straight, I'm Not Gay T-Shirt."
And if you're into pins, there's this:
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF