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Here's What The Media Doesn't Want You To Know About Britney Spears

Facts here. All facts.

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The "fake news media" is spewing shit again!

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This time it's about Britney Spears.

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The following is a list of things the lyin' crooked media doesn't want you to see: The REAL Britney Spears. The Britney Spears you coastal elites deny exists!

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I mean, even Obama agrees.

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Let's begin.

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First of all, Britney Spears is an accomplished painter.

Yes, Britney Jeonardo Da Vinci is real.

Her first painting sold for $10,000. All of the money is being donated to charity.

Britney Spears’ painting was sold for $10,000. The money goes to honour the first responders & victims of the Vegas… https://t.co/KxduWKejPu

Speaking of charity, Britney Spears donated $1 million for a childhood cancer center in Las Vegas. That center is appropriately called the "Britney Spears Campus."

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This year, Brit also donated vans to hurricane relief...

...and $1 from every ticket from her Vegas residency to the Louisiana School Board.

While some pop stars *cough cough you know who* shy away from politics, in the past few years Britney has made it clear where she stands on gun control.

She also has become a global warming warrior.

Not only has she done mad charity, but she is also healthy, happy, and the most underrated performer out of all the pop girls.

The media doesn’t want you to see this. In 2017 Britney Spears is still one of the worlds greatest performers

In 2017, Britney Spears is back in gorgeous and peak form.

She's literally in the best shape of her life and that is not an alternative fact!

Oh yeah, she also had an Asia tour this year and sold out all of her Japan shows.

Osaka Concert is SOLD OUT! Britney Spears sold out all 3 of her shows in Japan (42,000 tickets) 🇯🇵

She also played for 56,000 people in Tel Aviv!

Britney Spears' concert in Tel Aviv on July 3rd grossed $6,504,394 with a total attendance of 56,204 people!

Also, for the record, she has quite literally revived the city of Las Vegas.

Vegas is back on the map for younger travelers in a way it never would have been before Britney showed up, and while she may leave, the city has reentered the American consciousness in an incredibly valuable way.
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Vegas is back on the map for younger travelers in a way it never would have been before Britney showed up, and while she may leave, the city has reentered the American consciousness in an incredibly valuable way.

Have I mentioned that she's also old friends with Albert Einstein? Because somehow she is!

I bet you haven't seen this picture of Britney and a horse? Why? Because the media doesn't want you to see real *horse love.*

Not only does she love horses, but she also wants to marry chocolate. Queen of cacao!

The media doesn't want you to know that Britney is a master chef.

That she is an avid collector of mugs with "live, laugh, love" like sayings on them.

And that she literally wears the same top of 2009. Humble AND kind.

You probably didn't know that Britney has been tackling the patriarchy since 1999...

17 year old Britney talking about the double standards in the entertainment industry (1999)

...and that she's mastered photography. Yes, sweets, Britney took this picture herself!

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She also got Christina Aguilera her Oreo contract...

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...saved these fallen, destitute pop stars...

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...lowered unemployment...

...and cured obesity.

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Thanks "Work Bitch"!

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Lastly, she invented Jesus:

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The end.

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