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    20 People Who Should Have Definitely Died In "Titanic"

    Note: This post is based on the actors playing the characters in the movie...not on the actual people the characters are based on.

    20. This lady complaining about the elevators

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    OK lady, the ship is going down and you're trying to ride the elevator?! Everyone knows that's fire drill etiquette 101! You can't ride the elevators during a disaster, ya goof!

    19. The guy who drops the keys when Rose & Jack are trapped behind the gate

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    Like, I get it dude. You dropped the keys. You're on the death list because anyone who got in the way of Rose & Jack gets the kiss of death from me!

    18. These rich people

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    IDK they're just rich. I don't like the smell of 'em!

    17. This lady with a weird hat

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    I just don't like her hat.

    16. This guy

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    He just seemed like a creep.

    15. The guy on the lifeboat who yells at Molly Brown for wanting to go back and save people

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    Fuck. This. Dude. I know it's bad to wish death on someone but he was mean to Molly Brown and that to me is a death wish!!!

    14. The guy next to Molly Brown who didn't say shit when the mean guy told her they couldn't go back and save people

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    Speak up, you tool!!

    13. This lady who said she needs to pick something up at her room while the DAMN SHIP WAS SINKING

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    Showing her first class privilege. Typical and sickening!

    12. This guy who yells at Rose & Jack for busting through a wall

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    Uh dum-dee-dum! The ship is going down, bud. Take a chill pill!

    11. This lady laughing when the boat is about to go down

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    WHY YOU LAUGHING, LADY. THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE TRAPPED BEHIND THE GATES. GATE PEOPLE MATTER TOO.

    10. This guy with a gun and anyone with an ax swinging at people

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    I'm against gun and ax violence. That's all.

    9. This rando lady next to Rose

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    Funny hat...don't like it! Bye!

    8. These angry old people who got pissed at Rose when she was literally running to commit suicide

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    Problematic!

    7. The guy that assumes Jack doesn't want to hang with the ladies because he's a man!

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    Fuck your fragile male ego!

    6. This guy behind the gate

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    He was treating the people like zoo animals!

    5. Rose's mom's shitty friends

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    As my mother says: People judge you by your company. THAT BEING SAID, these women fucking suck! Sashay away...into the sea.

    4. Like half of this table

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    Just because.

    3. Joseph Bruce Ismay

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    He TOLD them to speed up. Buddy, you're accountable for this accident and you're a damn coward! Down with the ship much?

    2. Rose's mom

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    Don't even, I said DON'T EVEN, get me started on this awful woman! When she asks if there is special seating for first class passengers in the damn life boats I nearly blow a gasket!

    1. Billy

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    Motherfucking

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    Zane

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    Because fuck this guy. The end.

    Correction: I edited the deck of this post to AVOID CONFUSION.

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