The 34 Types Of Drunk Uncles

    Everyone has one. Which one is yours?

    1. The drunk uncle that NEVER SHUTS UP:

    2. The drunk uncle that won't stop messing with the dog:

    3. The drunk uncle who trips over the dog:

    4. The drunk uncle that likes to show his belly

    5. The emo drunk uncle:

    6. The drunk uncle that wants you to think he's cool, so he talks about "relevant" pop culture news:

    7. The drunk uncle who says "dude":

    8. The drunk uncle who pisses his pants:

    9. The drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything about politics:

    10. The creepy drunk uncle:

    11. The insanely creepy drunk uncle:

    12. The drunk uncle that pukes all over your stuff:

    13. The drunk uncle who pukes all over the turkey:

    14. The drunk uncle who pukes all over the dog:

    15. The drunk uncle who ends up on the floor:

    16. The drunk uncle that ends up sleeping in your room:

    17. The drunk uncle that ends up sleeping in your bed:

    18. The "tough" drunk uncle:

    19. The drunk uncle who likes to show you how "athletic" he is:

    20. The drunk uncle who likes to brag about how drunk he is:

    21. The drunk uncle who always breaks shit:

    22. The drunk uncle who always spill shit:

    23. The drunk uncle that breaks shit and then blames it on the pets:

    24. The drunk uncle that gets you drunk:

    25. The drunk uncle that likes to sing:

    26. The drunk uncle that likes to dance:

    27. The drunk uncle that somehow ends up naked:

    28. The drunk uncle who is so drunk he doesn't even realize it's Thanksgiving:

    29. The drunk uncle that gets so drunk he doesn't know what he's eating:

    30. The drunk uncle who tries to stick his dick in the turkey:

    31. The drunk uncle who isn't the drunk uncle anymore:

    32. The generous drunk uncle:

    33. The drunk uncle that tries to give you advice:

    34. And last, but not least, the most common drunk uncle, the drunk uncle who passes out on the couch:

    See you at Christmas!