Food·Apr 3, 201724 Hipsters Who Need To Be Immediately Fucking StoppedIt's all too much.by by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed Staff, by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. First of all, bagels are being made out of SPAGHETTI?!?!?!? Food & Wine @foodandwine Spaghetti donuts are here — and you can get your own starting this weekend. https://t.co/wsorupfPhy 04:25 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. These things are called "hand salads." What does this mean? It means people are DIPPING LEAVES into dressing. This is not a salad. This is a leaf. A LEAF! Bon Appétit @bonappetit It's called a "hand salad" but let's not focus on that https://t.co/fRTxgR79cY 09:18 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Tea is being served like some kind of damn physics experiment. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @hollomaphone 4. Look what they've done to spaghetti. Ed Smith @rocketandsquash You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates) 05:10 PM - 17 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sandwiches are being served in book cases. YOU CAN'T READ A SANDWICH! View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @toriredding92 6. This lettuce is basically in salad jail. Celeste Ng @pronounced_ing This is not what I expected when I ordered a Caesar salad 02:04 AM - 11 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. LADY, PEACOCKS AREN'T PETS. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL FREE BIRDS!!! Timati Official @timati_bs Next level Hipster 09:18 PM - 06 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Bread isn't a toy. It's a way of life. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates "Would you like some bread while you wait?" *five minutes later* "I'M FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD." (Pic: @megoizzy) 08:02 PM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. These are fries not G.D. Season 12 of Doctor Who!!! We Want Plates @WeWantPlates *dials 999* "Hello, what's your emergency?" "I ordered a sandwich and it's been served in a phone box." (Pic:… https://t.co/uXlZye4jTT Sun Mar 26 08:34:18 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. They made cheese dangerous. SWEET, BEAUTIFUL CHEESE! View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @robtinsley 11. Tempura is being suffocated inside a high heel. eeke @eeketht @WeWantPlates the table next to us got their tempura in a handbag...... 07:25 PM - 28 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. That's a shoe! A SHOE! A STINKY-ASS SHOE! View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @tobychiz 13. A drink out of a lightbulb... OK!?!?!?! Jhaypee Aguila @jhayyyyyp I love this lemonade drink from lightbulb resto bar 💡 So coool right? 😁 04:17 PM - 19 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. I'm so hangry. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @merlinmason 15. No one should ever know how much mac 'n' cheese they're about to stuff into their gullet. Crysta Timmerman @crystatimmerman I need to draw the line on this hipster food presentation. This is a goddamn measuring cup. Fri Jul 29 16:48:10 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. People, hummus should NOT BE sweet. Afra Hamid @AfraHamid Oh lord, now they've ruined hummus. What is this #hipsternonsense? 06:59 PM - 17 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Pots are for flows! FOR FLOWS! View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @susanonthea9 18. What even in the???? Vixelized @Vixelized Got this thing today " 'I have to charge my beanie' is the most hipster thing I've ever heard" - @HawkAnimations 01:33 AM - 02 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mason jar shot glasses? Got ya covered! joy @inadequateteen is this image real or fake? has urban outfitters gone too far??? 10:40 PM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. In the time it took you to find something to play this cassette on, you could listen to this song on the radio 18 times. Matt Stopera @mattstopera FYI, Urban Outfitters is selling cassettes for $14 😂 Sun Feb 21 17:39:00 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. $148 for a necklace with pizza on it! If you love pizza that much just buy a slice for 148 days and carry it around with you! It's cheaper! syd @queensydney0x you've gone too far @ urban outfitters 05:34 AM - 27 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Why would you pee into a damn cauldron?!!! Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble Is this the ultimate hipster toilet? NY? Berlin? London? Nah, Otley folk festival mate. Fri Sep 18 21:16:26 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Cassettes are gone for a reason! Niccole @niccoleinDC It's official: @UrbanOutfitters has officially taken 90s novelty TOO FAR. 06:12 PM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. This is a sandwich, not trash. It doesn't deserve this. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @RossOCK I told the waitress, ripping the piss, that she forgot to give me the brush. Ripping the piss, she brought me one. 02:47 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite And bacon hangin' like a pair of undies on a hot summer day. Christ on a cracker! View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @wewantplatesok Though, to be honest, I'd eat every single one of these.