I've got something to show you.
Like one of those pictures of those old British men with the giant oversized vegetables you sometimes see in those weird ads on the sides of websites.
You guys, it's like no other.
Honestly, I'm not shitting you.
British people would call it "massive" or some mushy pea shit.
And believe me, I'm American! We love big things!
And this is a big ol' tattoo.
A really, REALLY big ol' tattoo.
And now, you are in the know: