1. All of the photos you are about to look at are of Taylor Swift after she just worked out at a gym.
3. For comparison, under each photo of Taylor Swift is one of a relatively normal person, Britney Spears.
And by normal, I mean Britney Spears does not give a fuck.
4. Let’s begin with this photo of Taylor Swift leaving the gym after she had just physically worked out at a gym:
5. This is Britney Spears after the gym. Notice the jumble of random-ass shit everyone carries with them to the gym because they don’t feel like getting a locker…
6. …also notice the vagina sweat. She is human. She is real. She is so endearing.
7. Here’s another actual real undoctored picture of Taylor Swift after the gym:
8. And here’s Britney Spears with a big ol’ blue Powerade and an expression that says “I JUST WORKED OUT, BITCH.”:
9. Taylor Swift leaving the gym:
10. Britney Spears after the gym. Notice her frantically checking and replying to her texts as one who leaves the gym normally does:
11. Taylor Swift after the gym after a workout at a gym:
12. Britney Spears after burning mad cals at the gym and recovering with a nice bottle of ~ Smart Water ~:
13. Taylor Swift after the gym looking eerily similar to a housewife from the 1950s:
14. Britney Spears after the gym holding a banana, chugging a Starbucks, and dreaming about her next meal:
15. Basically, Taylor Swift is an unearthly superhuman.
16. Britney Spears is, well, Britney Spears.
17. Taylor Swift continues to make us normal people look like shit.
18. And power to the queen for being so endearing. A true street style icon. Forever never give a fuck, Britney. Love you, always.
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