Taylor Swift Running Sideways To Her Car Is The Weirdest And Funniest Thing
Aliens are real.
Is it a bird? A plane? An alien creature running sideways to avoid the paparazzi after they went to the gym? Close. It's Taylor Swift!
Move over E.T., Earth has a new alien queen!

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On Wednesday, July 27, 2016, right in the midst of all the Kanye drama, Taylor showed off her secret hidden talent of sideways sprinting.

It all started at Area 8625. Taylor was leaving the gym. There was a big-ass SUV picking her up. There was nothing spooky happening...yet.
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Area 8625 = the back entrance of a random gym.
Then the door opened and shit got real weird real fast.
Watch the video here in all its sideways-stepping glory. Seriously. It's funny and weird and I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Now please excuse me while I call Robert Stack up from his grave to solve this mystery.
