1. Rupaul giving the future "MTV House Of Style" host, Joan Smalls, a pep talk.
2. McKayla Maroney's pre-pose face.
3. The celeb bullpen.
4. One Direction rocking out to The Wanted.
5. The giant moving teleprompter camera crane.
6. The speech countdown clock.
7. The announcer dude saying "5 seconds" over the loudspeaker every time the show was coming back from commercial.
8. All of the LA people dressed up in tu-tus/weird shit.
9. Emma Watson sticking around to watch Green Day after presenting them.
10. Also Ezra Miller's Green Day watching face.
11. And this is her dancing face.
12. The performers awkwardly waiting around to perform.
13. The line of massive body guards that were always in front of celebrities.
14. Ke$ha ad-libbing her lines.
15. The blinking " Please Wrap It Up Screen"
16. All the famous people leaving for Taylor Swift.
17. And these leopard print heels in a garbage can.
PS. Sorry for the shitty camera pics. My phone battery had like 10% left. I am a flop.