LGBTQ·Posted on Apr 23, 201322 Things That Will Happen In France Now That Gay Marriage Is LegalUh oh.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. There will be gay kissing. Sergio Torres / AP When couples get married they will in most instances kiss. It happened in Spain. This photo stands as proof. 2. There will be gay hand holding. Rachel La Corte / AP It happened in Seattle. What you didn't see was a statue in the background of baby Jesus CRYING. 3. Two men might wear leis. Elaine Thompson / AP Again, in Seattle. *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL* Carrie Underwood, WHERE ARE YOU ?! 4. Flowers will be desecrated. Elaine Thompson / AP NOT THE ROSES. 5. People will cheer. Mario Tama / Getty Images This is an actual, real picture from New York City. I swear it isn't photoshopped. PEOPLE ARE CHEERING. 6. Gay people will hug. Mario Tama / Getty Images Again, THIS PICTURE IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. 7. People will cry. Mario Tama / Getty Images AND IT WON'T BE BECAUSE OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE IS FOREVER DESTROYED. 8. They may even shout. Mario Tama / Getty Images MY EARS. 9. Gay people will be happy. Mario Tama / Getty Images Smiling? YOU'RE SMILING? 10. Two women might even wear dresses. Mario Tama / Getty Images My face right now ----> : 0 11. Two guys might wear matching shirts. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images My face is permanently stuck like this ----> : 0 12. There might be head hugging. Daniel Barry / Getty Images Another real, undoctored photograph from New York City. OH GOD. 13. They may even bring signs. Daniel Barry / Getty Images NOT THE SIGNS. 14. Facebook relationship statuses will be changed from "in a relationship" to "married." Anthony Behar-Pool / Getty Images HOW COULD YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG?! 15. Vows will be read to two people of the same sex. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images I'm crying right now. 16. Two members of the same sex will exchange rings. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images That just... can't happen. 17. Two women will kiss. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images Now they've gone too far. 18. Two members of the same sex will proudly hold their marriage license in the air. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images Proudly! They will be proud! 19. Two men will help fix each other's bow ties. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images You're eyes are not deceiving you! 20. Basically, there will be a lot of GAY KISSING and GAY HAPPINESS. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images 21. MEN WILL CRY. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images 22. And most importantly, the wedding cake topper industry will basically COLLAPSE AND DIE AND BURN. Photo illustration by Christopher Furlong / Getty Images WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE?!