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    22 Things That Will Happen In France Now That Gay Marriage Is Legal

    Uh oh.

    1. There will be gay kissing.

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    When couples get married they will in most instances kiss. It happened in Spain. This photo stands as proof.

    2. There will be gay hand holding.

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    It happened in Seattle. What you didn't see was a statue in the background of baby Jesus CRYING.

    3. Two men might wear leis.

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    Again, in Seattle. *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL* Carrie Underwood, WHERE ARE YOU ?!

    4. Flowers will be desecrated.

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    NOT THE ROSES.

    5. People will cheer.

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    This is an actual, real picture from New York City. I swear it isn't photoshopped. PEOPLE ARE CHEERING.

    6. Gay people will hug.

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    Again, THIS PICTURE IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

    7. People will cry.

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    AND IT WON'T BE BECAUSE OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE IS FOREVER DESTROYED.

    8. They may even shout.

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    MY EARS.

    9. Gay people will be happy.

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    Smiling? YOU'RE SMILING?

    10. Two women might even wear dresses.

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    My face right now ----> : 0

    11. Two guys might wear matching shirts.

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    My face is permanently stuck like this ----> : 0

    12. There might be head hugging.

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    Another real, undoctored photograph from New York City. OH GOD.

    13. They may even bring signs.

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    NOT THE SIGNS.

    14. Facebook relationship statuses will be changed from "in a relationship" to "married."

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    HOW COULD YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG?!

    15. Vows will be read to two people of the same sex.

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    I'm crying right now.

    16. Two members of the same sex will exchange rings.

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    That just... can't happen.

    17. Two women will kiss.

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    Now they've gone too far.

    18. Two members of the same sex will proudly hold their marriage license in the air.

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    Proudly! They will be proud!

    19. Two men will help fix each other's bow ties.

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    You're eyes are not deceiving you!

    20. Basically, there will be a lot of GAY KISSING and GAY HAPPINESS.

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    21. MEN WILL CRY.

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    22. And most importantly, the wedding cake topper industry will basically COLLAPSE AND DIE AND BURN.

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    WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE?!