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    28 Extremely Specific Things Americans Never Knew The World Is Jealous Of Them For Having

    From Hot Topic to the cereal aisle in grocery stores, here's a collection of things people are jealous that Americans have.

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    Today, for once, we won't be looking at things people find weird or repulsive about Americans.

    Today's tweet collection will be of things people actually like about Americans. In fact, these non-Americans are jealous!

    1.

    the only thing im jealous of americans is hot topic

    Twitter: @ladyofsrrows

    2.

    I’m jus jealous that Americans can like. Jus drive across to different states if they feel like it

    Twitter: @mfhotpocket

    3.

    very jealous of americans and the amount of flavors of ben and jerrys they have access too

    Twitter: @nic0lestt
    Ben and Jerry's flavors in a freezer

    4.

    i’m jealous of americans for being able to buy arizona green tea from practically every shop...it’s impossible to find it here and it’s my favourite drink💔💔

    Twitter: @flwrmrk

    5.

    Forever jealous of Americans and their school lockers! :L

    Twitter: @DearbhlaMcGrath
    A decorated school locker

    6.

    combos are so good wtf. im jealous that americans have access to good snacks consistently

    7.

    Genuinely jealous of americans for having opossums >:/

    Twitter: @barbara_braid

    8.

    I always get so jealous of Americans when watching movies/TV shows and they get fortune cookies with their chinese.

    Twitter: @SaoirseBall
    Fortune cookies

    9.

    the only time i ever get jealous of americans is around halloween, they celebrate that shit like it deserves 🦇

    Twitter: @goreporium

    10.

    Very jealous of americans because they use the letter "z" more than us. Hand sanitiZer, legaliZe, etc.

    Twitter: @oj_ripitup

    11.

    was always jealous of americans as a kid bc they have that honey that comes in a bear bottle. that's very cool.

    Twitter: @agentokra
    A honey bottle in the shape of a bear

    12.

    i have never been more jealous of americans i just WANT ONE OF THOSE IN MY FUCKINGN MOUTH I WANT TO TASTE THE FLAVOR AND TEXTURE OF UNCRUSTABLES IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

    Twitter: @m4ntisshrimp

    13.

    @hollydryden I'm so jealous of Americans and their thrift stores

    Twitter: @lyannaxxh

    14.

    I'll always be jealous of Americans for getting a sticker when they vote

    Twitter: @CaptainNovolin
    A man holding up his "I voted" sticker

    15.

    @internetvenus the only things i’m jealous of americans is that y’all have target and y’all have chex mix.

    Twitter: @canyonawsten

    16.

    I am not jealous of many things but I am jealous that Americans have the convenience of Trader Joes

    Twitter: @elj_xo

    17.

    i’m so jealous of americans having raccoons. what id give to have a furry little furocious grey cat with a black mask on rummage through my rubbish.

    Twitter: @softgaycowboy
    A raccoon

    18.

    One of very few reasons I’m jealous of Americans: chobani yogurt. Who do I have to bribe to get some?

    Twitter: @shawnalscott

    19.

    I really wish garage sales was a thing in Ireland I always get so jealous of Americans and their garage sales 😂💔

    Twitter: @ShaunaOKelly
    A yard sale in california

    20.

    Ranch dressing is so awesome I feel jealous that Americans have it as just like, a thing. I had to get my bottle from the Big Tesco 😔

    Twitter: @noahtweets2u

    21.

    Thanksgiving is the only time of the year I'm jealous of Americans. My first thanksgiving dinner was a life changing experience

    Twitter: @benerationx

    22.

    the amount of different cereal brands and types americans have makes me so jealous i love cereal

    Twitter: @moonvol6
    Cereal in a grocery store

    23.

    Watching Extreme Couponing, I am very jealous of Americans and their coupons, I want to shop for free!

    Twitter: @_MellyM_

    24.

    IVE ALwAYS BeEN JEALOUS OF AMERICAnS BC OLIVE GARDEN

    Twitter: @narrysnigg
    An olive garden

    25.

    i’ll forever be jealous of americans being able to get their drivers license at 16 idc

    Twitter: @2satxrn

    26.

    i’m so jealous americans have that spirit halloween shop mate i’d spend literally all of my money there

    Twitter: @miffyfollows
    A Spirit Halloween store

    27.

    Kinda jealous how Americans can use words like "Dude" and not sound like a complete tool.

    Twitter: @angelalaw44

    28.

    I will never not be jealous that Americans can buy ready made dough in a can. Do you know how many things I could make with that!?

    Twitter: @Shellbunny_
    Dough in a can