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28 Things I Will Tell My Children About Destiny's Child

All kids need to know.

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Dear child, take a seat. I have a story to tell you. It's about a girl group of great importance and cultural value. There are lessons to be learned here!


1. Our story begins in Houston, Texas. Long ago, the world was a lot different. A man with a silver head named Sisqo sang about thongs, trucker hats were actually non-ironically popular, and four girls from Texas wore weird banana-like costumes.

3. The group consisted of a girl with a really awesome and iconic name, Kelendria. She went by Kelly. There were two basic temps named LeToya and LaTavia something or other. And lastly, the lead vocalist, Beyoncé.

5. The group would go on to make an iconic video called "Bugaboo." It was about throwing pagers out of the window. That makes no sense to you. Actually, this song will make absolutely no sense to you. Forget about it.


7. ... but then Michelle and Farrah were introduced into the group. They were an easy, basic fit. At that time, all seemed well for Destiny's Child.



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