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49 Things I Learned From Spending Three Days With The Biggest Lions In The World

Everything that happened on a crazy three-day trip to Botswana.

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Backstory: I spent three nights in the Duba Plains in the Okavango Delta region in Northern Botswana with Dereck and Beverley Joubert. The two have been making films about lions for 30 years, and their newest one, Game of Lions, premieres on Nat Geo Wild on Dec. 1. It was my first trip to Africa and it basically changed my life.

Here's everything I learned:


5. The world population of lions has decreased by 90% in the past 75 years.

And they're still not on the "red list." Beverley and Dereck believe they aren't because lobby groups like the NRA and Safari Club International keep them off of it.

7. There is nothing quite as terrifying as hearing a hippopotamus literally right outside of your tent in the middle of the night.

Hippos eat at night. They came into our camp at night and you could hear them chomping RIGHT outside from where we were sleeping. Hippos aren't the nicest animals, it was dark, and they are very loud.


8. There is elephant poop EVERYWHERE.

Where there are elephants, there is a shitload (lol) of elephant poop. Honestly, it was surprising just how much poop there was. And for those wondering (sry), it didn't really smell. It was honestly "straw-like" because elephants just eat plants.

9. It takes two to three weeks for a buffalo to turn into a skeleton.

A lion got this guy a couple weeks before. It's crazy how in two weeks the buffalo can turn completely into a skeleton. The more you know.


13. There are people who make their living completely on Instagram.

The trip I went on was a Nat Geo press trip. There were three other press people and me. One of them was an iPhone artist. She's a mom from Mississippi who makes her living, believe it or not, completely on Instagram! Check her out here.


24. China is the biggest threat to lions today.

There are a bunch of ancient beliefs that people still believe to be true in China. One is that eating a lion kills cancer. Another is drinking lion bone wine helps your libido. It's all bogus.

26. Buffalo are actually the most volatile animals. If they're sitting down, you don't mess with them.

Buffalo sit down as long as they can until they need water. They're safer that way. As long as they're in a group sitting down, no one will mess with them.

27. The Jouberts, whom I wrote about earlier, have witnessed only one natural lion death in their 30 years of studying lions.

They were following a solo lion when he just collapsed on the ground. They waited around for a little bit before investigating.

The biggest killer of lions are actually other lions. Not man.


28. The Duba lions are the only lions in the world to swim/go into water period.

Most lions won't even touch puddles, but the lions in Duba learn how to swim when they're about 10 days old. We actually saw a lion in the water feeding on a buffalo it had just killed. It was...nuts.

29. Kenya is the Disney World of safari tourism.

Kenya has a mass tourism model set up compared with Botswana's more "exclusive" one. It's much cheaper, but the experience you get is cheaper too. Dereck Joubert said, "Disney might even have a better experience than that. At least you know what you're expecting."


32. European documentary: 52 minutes. USA documentary: 44 minutes. Chinese documentary: 20 minutes.

Europeans have the highest attention span, Americans are in the middle, and the Chinese have the lowest, according to the Jouberts. They have made many films for different cultures and have to tailor each documentary toward the specific culture. They're currently trying to create a film for China and have to make it short and super punchy. Something to break through the noise.

35. Botswana is the most environmentally progressive country currently in Africa.

It just enacted a 100% no-hunting policy in September. That makes this country and Kenya the only countries that are completely safari-hunt free.


36. Watching a lion hunt is a very long, stressful, but extremely engaging experience.

It's very slow and very much a game. It's a lot of sneaking up and hoping the animal doesn't notice the lion. It's super intense.

37. Blame The Lion King.

There's something Dereck called the "Disney-esque" view of lions that many people have that is very wrong. For one, lions are pretty incestual. They have sex with their siblings/parents. Yup.


40. This is what happens when a monkey hears a camera shutter.

I was sitting in my room and a monkey came in and looked into my window. Every time I took a picture the monkey would move into another position trying to look into the tent. It was pretty funny. Monkeys...amiright?!?!

41. Elephant graveyards don't really exist.

Elephants have an extreme respect for their dead, though. When an elephant dies, the other elephants will go up to the body or the skeleton and kind of play with it.


All photos by me.