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38 Things I Learned At Sundance

All of the stuff that happened to me. Paris Hilton & Lil Jon included, obv.

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2. Former President Lincoln is apparently a big Chris Brown fan.

For who knows what reason, Chris Brown was at Sundance. Some dude dressed as Abe Lincoln followed his car up Main Street for also who knows what reason.

4. There are Jewish people in Utah.

The theaters you watch movies at during Sundance are around town in various buildings.

One is in the high school.

One is in a crappy hotel.

One is in the Marriott.

One is a real theater on Main Street.

And one is in a Jewish temple.

10. Sundance is D-list celebrity central. Phoebe Price's dog hates his life.

Phoebe Price is a D/F-list "celebrity" who goes to Sundance every year. Michael K from D Listed hilariously writes about her antics all the time. She is incredible and shameless. Her poor dog can't stand it, though.

12. She also changes disguises.

This picture was taken later in the day after the previous picture was taken. She is wearing totally different clothing besides her little leather backpack.

18. At around 1 p.m., all the celebrities are out.

It becomes so sceney. You lit'rally are like, "There that person and that person and that person." It's kind of crazy. Like nothing I've ever seen before.

25. These are all of the most popular beverages at Sundance, and this is what they all look like frozen.

Water, diet soda, energy drinks, booze, and coffee. All frozen because it's really cold there.

28. Celebrities are "gifted." Which sounds ridiculous.

The "gifting suites" are scattered on Main Street and can be easily spotted because they are blacked-out storefronts with a big security guard in front. The funniest part of the whole thing is that the celebrities are "gifted." It's basically a nicer way of saying they are "given free shit."

29. This is what another band member from Maroon 5 who is not Adam Levine looks like.

Someone told me that this guy is the bassist for Maroon 5, so I got picture with him. I still am not really sure if that's true.

30. Dogs are just as popular as celebrities at Sundance.

There are A LOT of dogs in Park City, and most of them are abnormally cute. The dogs get the same amount of attention as the celebrities. Everyone stops for them.

37. People will do stupid/pointless stunts to get you to see their movies. The stunts don't work.

No idea what movie this dude was "advertising" for, but I did take this picture. Effective marketing? Not really, but I'm slightly intrigued. I guess.

38. And last but most importantly, no trip to Sundance is complete without getting a really bad selfie with Paris Hilton.

Paris hated me and did not want to take this picture at all. That is why selfies are the best.

THE END.