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70 Things Britney Spears Fans Love

Dedicated to the most flawless fan base in history.

1. The cinematic classic that is Crossroads.

2. Shading

3. Starbucks.

4. Teaching the youth.

5. The Radar Horse.

6. GIFs like this:

7. Saying Lady Gaga copies Britney.

8. Saying Nicki Minaj copies Britney.

9. Saying Beyoncé copies Britney.

10. Basically everyone copies Britney.

11. Cheetos.

12. Balladney.

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13. Believing in the Holy Spearit.

14. Bible study.

15. Prayer.

16. Winning.

17. That ass.

18. Fanta.

19. Crying.

20. Secretly loving her breakups.

21. Hating the little douche that beat her on Star Search.

22. Calling other artists basic.

23. Traveling to Mecca.

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24. Brunetteney.

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25. Spreading the Good Word.

26. Sabotaging CD stands.

27. Sabotaging magazine stands.

28. Mourning the loss of the "Outrageous" music video.

29. Saying "The Dream Within a Dream" tour was the best tour.

30. Arguing that "The Onyx Hotel Tour" was actually better.

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31. Harassing future producers and writers on Twitter.

32. Banana, the snake.

33. Vanilla candles.

34. Danja.

35. Her faces.

36. Blaming her dance abilities on her knee injuries.

37. This pose.

38. Saying Blackout is the best, most influential album ever.

39. Arguing that In the Zone is actually better.

40. Speculating every. single. year. whether or not she will perform at the VMAs.

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41. Laughing at what she wore to the 2000 Billboard Music Awards.

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42. Comparing Britney to Christina.

43. Saying the 2001 Super Bowl halftime show was the best Super Bowl halftime show ever.

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44. Secretly hoping Britney and Justin will get back together and live happily ever after.

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45. Praying for Blackout 2.0.

46. Losing your shit every time Britney sings literally one line live.

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47. Using words like "goob."

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48. Cheese grits.

49. Loving the fact that Britney totally got all the attention for the kiss.

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50. Learning every signature dance move.

51. Skipping "My Baby."

52. The word "flawless."

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53. The word "iconic."

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54. The word "legendary."

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55. Combining the three: "The legendary, flawless, iconic Miss Britney Spears."

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56. Britmas.

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57. Saying things aren't as bad as they really are.

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58. The 2008 VMAs.

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59. Momney.

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60. Saying, "She looks happy."

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61. Saying, "She needs a new makeup artist."


62. "Lotus" flopping.


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64. Having hope that one day "Rebellion" will leak.

65. The fact that she doesn't give a fuck.


66. Still being bitter over Christina winning the Best New Artist Grammy in 2000.

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67. Comparing the way she looks now to the way she looked in the past.

For example: "She looks so 2004ney!" or "In the Zoneny is back!"

68. Her personal assistant, Felicia.

69. Bragging about her success.

70. And of course, praying for your faves because they could never.