THE FOLLOWING IS A COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC AND ACCURATE LIST OF THINGS BOOMERS LOVE AND BOOMERS HATE. ENJOYh,,,
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers hate the word “organic”
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love calling salads “rabbit food”
Something Boomers hate:
I wish someone hated me like boomers hate the bag ban.
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love it when you say Merry Christmas, I swear I just got an extra $7 on my tip for saying it back lmao
Something Boomers hate:
boomers hate self check out so much
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to sit motionless in front of a football game for 6 hours
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers hate it when you rely on a gps
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love entering a restaurant 10 min before closing, asking “is it too late” and then staying 30 min after the lights are shut off
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers hate roundabouts
Something Boomers love:
I just wanna know why boomers love pointing out the holes in ur jeans
Something Boomers hate:
boomers hate millennials bringing up climate change as if they weren’t the ones who put Captain Planet on our televisions
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love saying “if I sit down I might not get back up :p” ok Bethel arthritis is not a personality trait
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate video games with the intensity of 1000 suns
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love going to the bank
Something Boomers hate:
why do boomers hate skinny jeans
Something Boomers love:
boomers love saying “a million dollars” when servers ask if they can get them anything else
Something Boomers hate:
boomers HATE paying their bills online
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love referring to microwaving as “zapping”
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate education because you can’t get their old-fashioned upbringing without working in a field for a week with a ho for 5¢
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to end every text with “love, _____” like we don’t know who TF we’re texting
Something Boomers hate:
baby boomers hate avocado toast bc they just fucking boil everything and think salt is a seasoning and are afraid of foods that have flavor and are fun
Something Boomers love:
boomers LOVE calling a signature the “john hancock”
Something Boomers hate:
Why do baby boomers hate avocado toast
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to tell employees what they're own sales are at retail stores.
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate participation trophies but love "world's greatest dad" mugs
Something Boomers love:
boomers love keeping the remote on top of the tv 🤔
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate millennials until they are locked out of their iPad and can’t play candy crush
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to drive in circles in a parking lot for 9 minutes to find a spot to save them 64 seconds of walking
Something Boomers hate:
baby boomers really hate it when u have dyed hair and ur roots showing
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to ask questions on Facebook rather than use Google
Something Boomers hate:
Wow, Boomers really hate googling shit. Any slightly younger person in the nearest vicinity is their Google
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love calling the toilet the commode.
Something Boomers hate:
I love how much boomers hate being called boomers
Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to think they are the only ones who know how to read an analog clock