Things Beyoncé's Mom Says
All of these are real, actual quotes from Miss Tina.
"I have a fashion line."
"As a person who designs clothes, I'm feeling really inspired by bacon today."
"I have some saris I need to get rid of... GIRLS!! I need models!!"
"Do you like? I made it. I'm a fashion designer."
"Hi fan! Have you seen my fashion line? It's available for purchase on HSN."
"I am the lead fashion designer for Destiny's Child."
"I said, I AM THE ONE TRUE LEAD FASHION DESIGNER OF DESTINY'S CHILD."
"I am innovating and cutting edge."
"Stand still. I am channeling your essence for a new design."
"These flags would look great as pants."
"As a fashion designer, I just have to say that you guys look really cool."
"It's my time to design, Beyonce."
"Farrah, I like you least. All denim for you. I am the fashion designer here, you listen to me."
"Michelle, I like you least now. You wear the poncho."
"IT GOES LIKE THIS. I'M A FASHION DESIGNER!!!"
"Banana-colored tiered ruffled skirts are in this season. Michelle, you get the longest."
"MICHELLE, GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE. YOU'RE RUINING THE DESIGN!!"
"This seems like a good idea."
"Girls, I don't even know."
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