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Some Disney Star Remade "Genie In A Bottle" And It's...Something

BRB, facing my impending mortality.

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If you're over the age of 13 or 14, then you probably have no idea who Dove Cameron is. If you're a teen, then you know that she's popular as hell. She's on some Disney Channel show called The Descendants, I think.

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Cool.

RECENTLY, like last week, this Dove Cameron released a music video of a cover of Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle."

It's...something...

And by something, I mean "nice gowns" but it's been completely stripped of its original pro-ho intent!
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And by something, I mean "nice gowns" but it's been completely stripped of its original pro-ho intent!

For example, the lyrics have been changed from "You gotta rub me the right way" to "You gotta ask me the right way."

And that's only the beginning.

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Watch here:

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And the reaction?

Dark-sided.

The following comments were left on the Christina Aguilera "Genie in a Bottle" music video in the past week.

Dark-sided.

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Ungodly.

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Like, we're talking gargoyles, psychics, etc.

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FIND ME A CHURCH!

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It gets worse.

People have started posting comments on Christina Aguilera's original "Genie" video saying they were seeing that version for the first time.

For reference: "Genie In A Bottle" came out 17 years ago aka most of these children WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET.

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*Gets forced into a nursing home*

*Fights with the staff*

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*Gets gravely ill*

*Dies*

OK whatever I'll stop being bitter and accept my coming mortality. Cleanse your palate with the original.

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Have a nice day!

Correction: The Descendants is a Disney movie. It's not a TV show. The Disney show Dove Cameron is on is called Liv And Maddie. The more you know 0 : )

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