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    Updated on Feb 22, 2019. Posted on Feb 19, 2019

    These 3 Pictures Of Ricky Martin And His Husband Are Just, Whew, Incredible

    When I tell you that I was within an inch of my life after seeing these pictures, I'm not kidding.

    If you know three things about me it's 1; I think Ricky Martin is the most handsome man in the entire world. 2 His husband, Jwan Yosef, is the second most handsome man in the world and 3. I think it's funny when old people try to say "quinoa."

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    That said, something relative to my interests popped into my little Instagram feed the other day that sent me flying.

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    It was pictures of Ricky and Jwan on the beach.

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    Now, I'm warning you, these aren't any normal pictures. These are...something. I placed the photos behind a protective warning because I don't want to be responsible for anyone's death. BEWARE.

    Life Alert

    Now, you know me, I am not for objectifying the male physique at all...ew gross... so I'm definitely not going to talk about their perfect, gorgeous chests.

    And I'm not here to talk about Ricky's mustache. I will not stoop that low.

    And seriously, I'm not even going to mention how I would quit my life, live in a bunker, eat dirt, and give up a pinky (or two)... JUST to get a chance to audition to be sister wife #78.

    Instead, I will focus on the caption of the pictures because damn it's cute:

    Peace out!

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