1. Slightly bold statement: “Stars Are Blind” is one of the best pop records of the past 15 years/your life.
6. It’s iconic and timeless.
8. In the words of Paris herself:
9. “I love that ‘Stars Are Blind’ is an iconic song and it’s timeless.” —Paris Hilton in this interview.
10. It would also make a good wedding song.
11. Or better yet, if it was played at your funeral.
12. It’s the soundtrack to your life.
13. So, what’s the point of this?
19. And anyway “Stars Are Blind” was a No. 1 hit in Slovakia.