1. Eggs were born in the year 1000
2. Eggs will not judge you
3. Unless you’re a vegan
4. But at their core, eggs are pretty nice
5. They care!
6. They’re festive!
7. But they won’t take your shit
9. Just don’t fuck with them or else they’ll call you a goat or something
10. They have soldiers, too
11. Sometimes eggs don’t make much sense
12. Because they’re eggs
13. They just want to get along
14. And talk about the important issues
15. In conclusion, this guy sums eggs up pretty well:
- The Trump administration is rolling back an Obama-era policy aimed at protecting transgender students in public schools.
- An off-duty Los Angeles police officer was caught on cellphone video firing at least one shot during a confrontation with several teens.
- Police arrested at least 10 people on Wednesday as they began clearing out protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- Facebook is in negotiations with the Major League Baseball League to possibly stream one game per week during the 2017 season.