The Phenomenon Known As "Pitbulge"

So mysterious.

1. Dear friends, colleagues, and fellow “earth partners,” let me introduce you to a natural phenomenon that has rocked the worldwide scientific community dry.

2. It involves a man who goes by four names: Armando Christian Perez, Mr. 305, Pitbull, and most importantly: MR. WORLDWIDE.

3. You see, this man, has a special something about him. In short, he has taken the 305 worldwide. And by 305, I mean… that bulge.

5. The public (aka some people on Twitter) agree:

Pitbull's BULGE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! Every year!

— ish (@ISHFRZ)

I'm here for Pitbull's bulge.

— Anthony Freeman (@OfficiallyAnty)

8. Even the elderly are in on it.

My grandma just commented on @pitbull's bulge

— AMANDA (@mandaflamingo)

9. It’s a thing. It’s a phenomenon. It is LIVING AND BREATHING.

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11. J. Lo has experienced it.

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12. Marc Anthony knows what’s up.

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13. And here’s what we know about it: It’s always there and attributed to “tailored pants.” The “tailored pants” really bring it out.

14. Besides that, it remains a mystery.

15. *Does a little jive*

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16. *Dreams of rubbing Pitbull’s head*

17. *Screams at J.Lo because YOU LUCKY B*

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