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The Phenomenon Known As "Pitbulge"

So mysterious.

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Dear friends, colleagues, and fellow "earth partners," let me introduce you to a natural phenomenon that has rocked the worldwide scientific community dry.

It involves a man who goes by four names: Armando Christian Perez, Mr. 305, Pitbull, and most importantly: MR. WORLDWIDE.

You see, this man, has a special something about him. In short, he has taken the 305 worldwide. And by 305, I mean... that bulge.

THE PITBULGE.

The public (aka some people on Twitter) agree:

Pitbull's bulge game is always on 100

Pitbull's BULGE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! Every year!

ish@ISHFRZ

Pitbull's BULGE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! Every year!

10:04 PM - 18 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Even the elderly are in on it.

My grandma just commented on @pitbull's bulge

AMANDA@mandaflamingo

My grandma just commented on @pitbull's bulge

12:49 AM - 20 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

It's a thing. It's a phenomenon. It is LIVING AND BREATHING.

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LIIIIVING AND BREAAAATHING!!!!

J. Lo has experienced it.

Kevork Djansezian/Staff / Getty Images

Marc Anthony knows what's up.

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And here's what we know about it: It's always there and attributed to "tailored pants." The "tailored pants" really bring it out.

Via pitbullglobal.com!today-show-march-31st-2014/cl9b

Besides that, it remains a mystery.

Via pitbullglobal.com!Today-Show-March-31st-2014-/zoom/cl9b/image1u36

*Does a little jive*

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*Dreams of rubbing Pitbull's head*

*Screams at J.Lo because YOU LUCKY B*

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DALE DALE DALE DALE!!!