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    The Phenomenon Known As "Pitbulge"

    So mysterious.

    Dear friends, colleagues, and fellow "earth partners," let me introduce you to a natural phenomenon that has rocked the worldwide scientific community dry.

    It involves a man who goes by four names: Armando Christian Perez, Mr. 305, Pitbull, and most importantly: MR. WORLDWIDE.

    You see, this man, has a special something about him. In short, he has taken the 305 worldwide. And by 305, I mean... that bulge.

    THE PITBULGE.

    The public (aka some people on Twitter) agree:

    Pitbull's bulge game is always on 100

    Pitbull's BULGE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! Every year!

    ish@ISHFRZ

    Pitbull's BULGE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! Every year!

    10:04 PM - 18 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Even the elderly are in on it.

    My grandma just commented on @pitbull's bulge

    AMANDA@mandaflamingo

    My grandma just commented on @pitbull's bulge

    12:49 AM - 20 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    It's a thing. It's a phenomenon. It is LIVING AND BREATHING.

    Noam Galai / Getty Images

    LIIIIVING AND BREAAAATHING!!!!

    J. Lo has experienced it.

    Kevork Djansezian/Staff / Getty Images

    Marc Anthony knows what's up.

    Theo Wargo / Getty Images

    And here's what we know about it: It's always there and attributed to "tailored pants." The "tailored pants" really bring it out.

    Via pitbullglobal.com!today-show-march-31st-2014/cl9b

    Besides that, it remains a mystery.

    Via pitbullglobal.com!Today-Show-March-31st-2014-/zoom/cl9b/image1u36

    *Does a little jive*

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    *Dreams of rubbing Pitbull's head*

    *Screams at J.Lo because YOU LUCKY B*

    Kevork Djansezian / Getty Images

    DALE DALE DALE DALE!!!