Every year, the sun crosses the equator and there is equal parts day and night. This is called the Autumnal Equinox A.K.A. the official start of Fall and it happens on either September 22 or 23 in the northern hemisphere (I looked it up).
Besides that planetary shit, there's another more mystical phenomenon that occurs at approximately the same time. As summer and "Guys In Basketball Shorts Season" ends, a new season begins. I'm of course talking about "Guys In Sweatpants Season."
Today is the first day of fall...which means that guys in sweatpants season is upon us! #blessedπ
Everyone knows that Guys In Sweatpants Season is the most joyous times of year (better than Christmas and your birthday) because there is actually nothing more visually stimulating than a guy wearing sweatpants.
guys in sweatpants are so fucking hot
guys look so fucking hot in sweatpants
Bless guys in sweatpants π
The multi-month seasonal event lasts approximately from the first day of Fall to Thanksgiving when the temperature is just warm enough and not too cold to wear sweatpants outside in the wild.
During Sweatpants Season, you're expected to play closer attention to the finer things in life, and by finer things in life, I'm of course talking about guys in sweatpants.
Lmfaooo RT @LouBritton_: When he wearin grey sweats
One should really open their eyes and appreciate the print.
When u see a guy in sweatpants
Take in your views (the print).
when you see his print through them grey sweats
Relax and stretch. Do yoga.
When he's walking around in only grey sweats...
BUUUUT!!!! BE CAREFUL!!!
That shit can be lethal. One can be easily dickmatized.
@artisthomo men in grey sweats got me like
Carry an inhaler at all times!
Guy in sweatpants ayeeeee πππ³π³
Stay hydrated!
Dick print in them grey sweats have me like
But most of all, enjoy those guys in sweatpants.
When you're having a bad day just realize somewhere in the world a guy is wearing sweatpants.
Live your best life.
Be yourself.
Stay cool.
Blah blah blah random words of encouragement.
Spend plenty of time with family. After all, that's the reason for the season.
Guys in sweatpants π
JK the reason for the season is to look at guy's crotches.
Happy Guys In Sweatpants season!
You have to love a guy in sweatpants
I hope it's the best one ever!
β@PostBadBeards: Can I get an @ πππππ β grey sweats π©π©π©π©