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The 21 Most Useless College Majors For Pugs, From Fashion Design To Boat Operating

All of these have been determined using a complicated algorithm comprised of the following criteria: Pug satisfaction, dog treat earnings, and projected belly rubs. Oh yeah, you should check out the Daily Beast's human most useless college major rankings here.

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In just a few weeks litters and litters of college graduates will be thrown out into the real world with one huge question on their minds: what now?Some, unfortunately, will be saddled with the unsettling feeling that their degree is not marketable in this tough economic environment, but for pugs with a few years to settle on a major, you should definitely check out this list.

In just a few weeks litters and litters of college graduates will be thrown out into the real world with one huge question on their minds: what now?

Some, unfortunately, will be saddled with the unsettling feeling that their degree is not marketable in this tough economic environment, but for pugs with a few years to settle on a major, you should definitely check out this list.

21. Childcare

Pug satisfaction: 6/10Dog treat earnings: 2 per hourProjected belly rubs: 6

Pug satisfaction: 6/10

Dog treat earnings: 2 per hour

Projected belly rubs: 6

20. Hospitality Management

Pug satisfaction: 3/10Dog treat earnings: 1.5 per hour (more depending on place of employment)Projected belly rubs: 3
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Pug satisfaction: 3/10

Dog treat earnings: 1.5 per hour (more depending on place of employment)

Projected belly rubs: 3

19. Culinary arts

Pug satisfaction: 9/10Dog treat earnings: 1 per hourProjected belly rubs: 2

Pug satisfaction: 9/10

Dog treat earnings: 1 per hour

Projected belly rubs: 2

18. Meteorology

Pug satisfaction: 9/10Dog treat earnings: 23,000 per yearProjected belly rubs: around 132,000 per year

Pug satisfaction: 9/10

Dog treat earnings: 23,000 per year

Projected belly rubs: around 132,000 per year

17. Horsing

Pug satisfaction: 2/10Dog treat earnings: 2 per ride (national average, but changes depending on area)Projected belly rubs: 4

Pug satisfaction: 2/10

Dog treat earnings: 2 per ride (national average, but changes depending on area)

Projected belly rubs: 4

16. Sharking

Pug satisfaction: 6/10Dog treat earnings: 2 per show (number could increase depending on # of shows per day)Projected belly rubs: again, depends on number of shows

Pug satisfaction: 6/10

Dog treat earnings: 2 per show (number could increase depending on # of shows per day)

Projected belly rubs: again, depends on number of shows

15. Landscape Architecture

Pug satisfaction: 7/10Dog treat earnings: depends on the size of the projectProjected belly rubs: see above
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Pug satisfaction: 7/10

Dog treat earnings: depends on the size of the project

Projected belly rubs: see above

14. Computer Education

Pug satisfaction: 8/10Dog treat earnings: 20,000 per yearProjected belly rubs: 40,000 per year

Pug satisfaction: 8/10

Dog treat earnings: 20,000 per year

Projected belly rubs: 40,000 per year

13. Fashion Design

Pug satisfaction: 3/10Dog treat earnings: depends on commission Projected belly rubs: see above

Pug satisfaction: 3/10

Dog treat earnings: depends on commission

Projected belly rubs: see above

12. Library Arts

Pug satisfaction: 5/10Dog treat earnings: 15,000 per year (summers off usually)Projected belly rubs: 22,000 per year
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Pug satisfaction: 5/10

Dog treat earnings: 15,000 per year (summers off usually)

Projected belly rubs: 22,000 per year

11. Personal Shopping

Pug satisfaction: 7/10Dog treat earnings: 10 per hour (depends on client)Projected belly rubs: 10 per hour (depends on client)
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Pug satisfaction: 7/10

Dog treat earnings: 10 per hour (depends on client)

Projected belly rubs: 10 per hour (depends on client)

10. Miming

Pug satisfaction: 8/10Dog treat earnings: averages about 9 per jobProjected belly rubs: averages about 8 per job

Pug satisfaction: 8/10

Dog treat earnings: averages about 9 per job

Projected belly rubs: averages about 8 per job

9. Plumbing

Pug satisfaction: 3/10Dog treat earnings: 20 per hourProjected belly rubs: 22 per hour

Pug satisfaction: 3/10

Dog treat earnings: 20 per hour

Projected belly rubs: 22 per hour

8. Boat Operating

Pug satisfaction: 9/10Dog treat earnings: 2 per hourProjected belly rubs: 6 per 2 hours
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Pug satisfaction: 9/10

Dog treat earnings: 2 per hour

Projected belly rubs: 6 per 2 hours

7. Fruit Ladying

Pug satisfaction: 2/10 (could be higher depending on pug's interest in fruit)Dog treat earnings: 8 per hourProjected belly rubs: 10 per hour

Pug satisfaction: 2/10 (could be higher depending on pug's interest in fruit)

Dog treat earnings: 8 per hour

Projected belly rubs: 10 per hour

6. Professional Gaming

Pug satisfaction: 7/10Dog treat earnings: depends on successProjected belly rubs: see above

Pug satisfaction: 7/10

Dog treat earnings: depends on success

Projected belly rubs: see above

5. Pizza Delivery

Pug satisfaction: 10/10Dog treat earnings: 3 per hour (pizza delivery pugs are usually paid in tips so this number is usually much higher)Projected belly rubs: see above

Pug satisfaction: 10/10

Dog treat earnings: 3 per hour (pizza delivery pugs are usually paid in tips so this number is usually much higher)

Projected belly rubs: see above

4. Pumpkin farming

Pug satisfaction: 2/10Dog treat earnings: 10,000 per year (could be more, depends on crop yield)Projected belly rubs: around 12,000 per year

Pug satisfaction: 2/10

Dog treat earnings: 10,000 per year (could be more, depends on crop yield)

Projected belly rubs: around 12,000 per year

3. Clowning

Pug satisfaction: 3/10Dog treat earnings: about 50 per jobProjected belly rubs: about 20 per job

Pug satisfaction: 3/10

Dog treat earnings: about 50 per job

Projected belly rubs: about 20 per job

2. Global Wine Studies

Pug satisfaction: 2/10Dog treat earnings: 10,000 per yearProjected belly rubs: 2,000 per year

Pug satisfaction: 2/10

Dog treat earnings: 10,000 per year

Projected belly rubs: 2,000 per year

1. Celebrity Impersonating

Pug satisfaction: 3/10Dog treat earnings: depends on celebrity (for example, Lady Gaga impersonators make much more than Ryan Seacrest impersonators.)Projected belly rubs: see above

Pug satisfaction: 3/10

Dog treat earnings: depends on celebrity (for example, Lady Gaga impersonators make much more than Ryan Seacrest impersonators.)

Projected belly rubs: see above

Big shoutout to Hell Yeah Pugs for most of these pics.

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