The 21 Most Useless College Majors For Pugs, From Fashion Design To Boat Operating

All of these have been determined using a complicated algorithm comprised of the following criteria: Pug satisfaction, dog treat earnings, and projected belly rubs. Oh yeah, you should check out the Daily Beast’s human most useless college major rankings here.

In just a few weeks litters and litters of college graduates will be thrown out into the real world with one huge question on their minds: what now?

Some, unfortunately, will be saddled with the unsettling feeling that their degree is not marketable in this tough economic environment, but for pugs with a few years to settle on a major, you should definitely check out this list.

21. Childcare

Pug satisfaction: 6/10
Dog treat earnings: 2 per hour
Projected belly rubs: 6

20. Hospitality Management

Pug satisfaction: 3/10
Dog treat earnings: 1.5 per hour (more depending on place of employment)
Projected belly rubs: 3

19. Culinary arts

Pug satisfaction: 9/10
Dog treat earnings: 1 per hour
Projected belly rubs: 2

18. Meteorology

Pug satisfaction: 9/10
Dog treat earnings: 23,000 per year
Projected belly rubs: around 132,000 per year

17. Horsing

Pug satisfaction: 2/10
Dog treat earnings: 2 per ride (national average, but changes depending on area)
Projected belly rubs: 4

16. Sharking

Pug satisfaction: 6/10
Dog treat earnings: 2 per show (number could increase depending on # of shows per day)
Projected belly rubs: again, depends on number of shows

15. Landscape Architecture

Pug satisfaction: 7/10
Dog treat earnings: depends on the size of the project
Projected belly rubs: see above

14. Computer Education

Pug satisfaction: 8/10
Dog treat earnings: 20,000 per year
Projected belly rubs: 40,000 per year

13. Fashion Design

Pug satisfaction: 3/10
Dog treat earnings: depends on commission
Projected belly rubs: see above

12. Library Arts

Pug satisfaction: 5/10
Dog treat earnings: 15,000 per year (summers off usually)
Projected belly rubs: 22,000 per year

11. Personal Shopping

Pug satisfaction: 7/10
Dog treat earnings: 10 per hour (depends on client)
Projected belly rubs: 10 per hour (depends on client)

10. Miming

Pug satisfaction: 8/10
Dog treat earnings: averages about 9 per job
Projected belly rubs: averages about 8 per job

9. Plumbing

Pug satisfaction: 3/10
Dog treat earnings: 20 per hour
Projected belly rubs: 22 per hour

8. Boat Operating

Pug satisfaction: 9/10
Dog treat earnings: 2 per hour
Projected belly rubs: 6 per 2 hours

7. Fruit Ladying

Pug satisfaction: 2/10 (could be higher depending on pug’s interest in fruit)
Dog treat earnings: 8 per hour
Projected belly rubs: 10 per hour

6. Professional Gaming

Pug satisfaction: 7/10
Dog treat earnings: depends on success
Projected belly rubs: see above

5. Pizza Delivery

Pug satisfaction: 10/10
Dog treat earnings: 3 per hour (pizza delivery pugs are usually paid in tips so this number is usually much higher)
Projected belly rubs: see above

4. Pumpkin farming

Pug satisfaction: 2/10
Dog treat earnings: 10,000 per year (could be more, depends on crop yield)
Projected belly rubs: around 12,000 per year

3. Clowning

Pug satisfaction: 3/10
Dog treat earnings: about 50 per job
Projected belly rubs: about 20 per job

2. Global Wine Studies

Pug satisfaction: 2/10
Dog treat earnings: 10,000 per year
Projected belly rubs: 2,000 per year

1. Celebrity Impersonating

Pug satisfaction: 3/10
Dog treat earnings: depends on celebrity (for example, Lady Gaga impersonators make much more than Ryan Seacrest impersonators.)
Projected belly rubs: see above

Big shoutout to Hell Yeah Pugs for most of these pics.

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