30. A portrait of your pet as 17th century nobility
29. This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won't kill you
28. Chill dog collars
27. The infamous SkyRest
26. Lips for your dog
25. A machine that makes you grow hair
24. This truly one of a kind shirt
23. A life-size hanging jungle monkey statue
22. A drunk cat lithograph
21. Sperm shoes
20. A mounted squirrel head
19. This head massager
18. This baby choker
17. A Bob shirt
16. A rearview bike camera
15. A monkey puppet that will hug your finger
14. A cat toilet
13. A giant fake rock
12. A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother
11. Alfred Lloyd's new album
10. This squirrel shirt
9. A personal massager that definitely isn't a dildo
8. A motorized unicycle
7. A bed bug cocoon
6. "Turn a napkin or dish towel into wearable protection"
5. A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent
4. This totally practical umbrella holder
3. A Jewish star Christmas tree topper
2. A magic wand remote control
1. A glass that holds a full bottle of wine
BONUS: Did you know the president of SkyMall's name is Christine Aguilera?
