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The Inspiring True Story Of Ryan Gosling And His Pets

I love his pets. We all love his pets. The world is a better place because of his pets.

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Before you go any further, you need to read what Ryan told the Herald Sun:

"Anyone can get those (pecs) if they work at it. It's just a lot of exercising. And it's really quite pointless, because you go to a gym and you lift a heavy thing so a muscle grows, but the only thing the muscle can actually do is to lift that heavy thing", he joked.

"After a while they're like pets because they don't do anything useful. But you have to feed them and take care of them otherwise they'll go away. I feel a bit goofy having them, to tell you the truth."

Once upon a time, long long ago, like in 2002, when Ryan wasn't so proud of his pets.

It was a dark time. He dated Sandra Bullock then.

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Very dark. Very very dark.

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But then it happened. He broke up with Sandra (thank you, God) and focused on more important things: his pets.

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In 2004, they were liberated.

And life as they know it was forever changed.

But he still wasn't all that happy. Ryan knew he could do better for his pets.

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So he gave them coffee.

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Ample rest.

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Apples.

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And potatoes?

I think that's a potato?
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I think that's a potato?

And with a little fresh air...

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Some sun light...

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Recreational activities...

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And a confidence boost from Michelle Williams...

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The pets were bigger, happier, and in peak condition!

Once again, they were free to do as they please!

And the world was a better place.

And we all lived happily ever after.

: D

THE END.

Via fark.com

Note: I am just ignoring the 'Lars And The Real Girl' weight gain phase because that never happened to me. Okay, bye!

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