Before you go any further, you need to read what Ryan told the Herald Sun:
"Anyone can get those (pecs) if they work at it. It's just a lot of exercising. And it's really quite pointless, because you go to a gym and you lift a heavy thing so a muscle grows, but the only thing the muscle can actually do is to lift that heavy thing", he joked.
"After a while they're like pets because they don't do anything useful. But you have to feed them and take care of them otherwise they'll go away. I feel a bit goofy having them, to tell you the truth."
Once upon a time, long long ago, like in 2002, when Ryan wasn't so proud of his pets.
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It was a dark time. He dated Sandra Bullock then.
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Very dark. Very very dark.
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But then it happened. He broke up with Sandra (thank you, God) and focused on more important things: his pets.
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In 2004, they were liberated.
And life as they know it was forever changed.
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But he still wasn't all that happy. Ryan knew he could do better for his pets.
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So he gave them coffee.
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Ample rest.
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Apples.
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And potatoes?
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I think that's a potato?
And with a little fresh air...
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Some sun light...
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Recreational activities...
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And a confidence boost from Michelle Williams...
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The pets were bigger, happier, and in peak condition!
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Once again, they were free to do as they please!
And the world was a better place.
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And we all lived happily ever after.
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THE END.
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Note: I am just ignoring the 'Lars And The Real Girl' weight gain phase because that never happened to me. Okay, bye!
