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Posted on Dec 15, 2017

17 Songs That Made Gay People Scream In 2017 And 4 That Made Them Want To Die

A list.

Me

1. "New Rules" by Dua Lipa

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Like the Bible but gayer.

2. "Touch" by Little Mix

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Best girl group since the Spice Girls, embody sisterhood, vocals, and bops. We stan.

3. "Cut to the Feeling" by Carly Rae Jepsen

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The gay "Ave Maria."

4. "Happy Birthday (Live From Singapore)" by Britney Spears

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The live vocals heard round the world.

5. "Anywhere" by Rita Ora

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Cured my anxiety and depression.

6. "Paradinha" by Anitta

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Because come to Brazil.

7. "Havana" by Camila Cabello

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Karla did that.

8. "Sorry Not Sorry" by Demi Lovato

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Demi: a vocalist now with a top 10 hit!

9. "Daddy Issues" by Demi Lovato

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Because relatable.

10. "Boys" by Charli XCX

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Because also relatable.

11. "Bodak Yellow" by Cardi B

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Even breeders screamed when this song came on.

12. "Wild Thoughts" by DJ Khaled & Rihanna

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Carve "nakey nakey nakey" on my tombstone.

13. "Praying" by Kesha

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Specifically the whistle note.

14. "Green Light" by Lorde

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Gay people really did have a Lorde moment earlier this year.

15. "Disco Tits" by Tove Lo

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A gorgeous song about hard nipples and drug use.

16. "Love So Soft" by Kelly Clarkson

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Kelly Clarkson delivered.

17. "The Cure" by Lady Gaga

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Any gay who saw Gaga sing this live knows it's an out-of-body religious experience. "The Cure" ---> best song of 2017.

Me

1. "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran

No offense.

2. "Castle on the Hill" by Ed Sheeran

No offense.

3. "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran

No offense.

4. And just, like, Charlie Puth, I guess.

And here's a playlist if you're into that sort of thing:

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