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Posted on Dec 15, 2017

17 Songs That Made Gay People Scream In 2017 And 4 That Made Them Want To Die

A list.


1. "New Rules" by Dua Lipa

Like the Bible but gayer.

2. "Touch" by Little Mix

Best girl group since the Spice Girls, embody sisterhood, vocals, and bops. We stan.

3. "Cut to the Feeling" by Carly Rae Jepsen

The gay "Ave Maria."

4. "Happy Birthday (Live From Singapore)" by Britney Spears

The live vocals heard round the world.

5. "Anywhere" by Rita Ora

Cured my anxiety and depression.

6. "Paradinha" by Anitta

Because come to Brazil.

7. "Havana" by Camila Cabello

Karla did that.

8. "Sorry Not Sorry" by Demi Lovato

Demi: a vocalist now with a top 10 hit!

9. "Daddy Issues" by Demi Lovato

Because relatable.

10. "Boys" by Charli XCX

Because also relatable.

11. "Bodak Yellow" by Cardi B

Even breeders screamed when this song came on.

12. "Wild Thoughts" by DJ Khaled & Rihanna

Carve "nakey nakey nakey" on my tombstone.

13. "Praying" by Kesha

Specifically the whistle note.

14. "Green Light" by Lorde

Gay people really did have a Lorde moment earlier this year.

15. "Disco Tits" by Tove Lo

A gorgeous song about hard nipples and drug use.

16. "Love So Soft" by Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson delivered.

17. "The Cure" by Lady Gaga

Any gay who saw Gaga sing this live knows it's an out-of-body religious experience. "The Cure" ---> best song of 2017.


1. "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran

No offense.

2. "Castle on the Hill" by Ed Sheeran

No offense.

3. "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran

No offense.

4. And just, like, Charlie Puth, I guess.

And here's a playlist if you're into that sort of thing: