The Glorious, Fabulous Lives Of The Real House Poms Of Beverly Hills
On this episode: Jiff and Giggy meet up to talk charity when things go unexpectedly and totally wrong. DRAMA.
Scene: Giggy the pom is hanging out in his luxurious home in Beverly Hills. The weather is nice. Giggy is waiting for his famous friend, Jiff, to come over to discuss a charity project.
*Door bell rings*
It's Jiff. Jiff and Giggy know each other through Giggy's mutual Wiccan yoga friend.
The two are meeting to discuss their work on a future charity project involving clean air in northern Canada.
"Oh well hello, this is quite beautiful," Jiff says beside the pool.
"You have a beautiful house, Giggy."
"Thanks Jiff. I know. Enough about my giant home and incredible view, let's talk about saving people and clean air in Canada. I love charity."
*The two take a seat*
"Lisa, darling, please. I need you."
"Yes, she's the help. Lisa baby darling girl love, please, I need some food for my guest."
*Lisa brings the goods*
The two sit in silence.
"Jiff, what can we do to help all those people without clean air in Canada?"
"We could organize an event and I could entertain them."
"There are a number of extremely fabulous things that I can do."
*The help arrives to take the exhausted poms to 'Second Tea'"*
"This is absolutely lovely, Lisa. Thank you. You know me so well. Now run along."
*Two other random pom-wives appear*
*The two pom-wives ambush Jiff. They're screaming at Jiff because he isn't co-chairing their charity function to benefit leftover lizards in southern California*
"GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. LISA, WHY DID YOU LET THEM IN? This is TOTALLY and UTTERLY inappropriate"
"Ugh. I am shvitzing. Those women. How dare them. They don't own you Jiff. This is about me and my charity.*
*Jiff casually takes out his one-of-a-kind Ellen hoodie*
"Anyway, maybe we could donate this to charity?"
*Jiff walks to the piano* Jiff speaks, "Yes, or maybe I could play the piano. I love sharing my talents. Does this piano have autotune?"
*Giggy shakes his head. The two sit next to each other on an ottoman. It's really awkward. The silence speaks so loud.*
"Okay, Jiff. You COULD play the piano. But would anyone care? We need to raise money, not scare people away."
"I could dance."
*The two are outside. This meeting is obviously not working out.*
*Jiff walks away.* Giggy randomly screams, "WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE?!"
All photos taken by Matt Stopera.