DO: Get barbecue.
DO NOT: Get pizza.
DO: Dress in matching outfits with cowboy hats and fanny packs and totally own it.
DO NOT: Stare at the roasting pig.
DO: Check out the replica of Dolly's childhood home.
DO NOT: Stare at this picture for too long.
DO: Tour Dolly's old tour bus.
DO NOT: Snatch her wig.
DO: See Dolly's history of the Smokey's in "Heartsong".
DO: Look at all the pictures of Dolly with celebrities in her museum. There are quite a few gems.
DO: Go into Dolly's closet.
DO NOT: Buy anything.
DO: Pose like this little kid.
DO: Check out the Dollywood swag.
DO NOT: Buy hats like this one.
DO: Ask for a Dollywood gift bag.
DO: This tip.
DO NOT: Stay in the gospel museum for too long.
DO: Keep your eyes open for pictures of Dolly's dog, Popeye.
DO NOT: Eat the free pork rinds.
DO: Pretend to die.
DO NOT: Actually die.
DO: Go on rides.
DO: Pretend to be a bird.
DO NOT: Eat all the pie.
DO: Check out the bald eagles.
DO: Dip candles.
DO NOT: Buy a knife.
DO: GO TO DOLLYWOOD.
FYI, we’re on a road trip to Bonnaroo. See all the stuff we’ve stopped at a long the way here!