1. Our story begins with Billy Ray Cyrus. He is 52 years old…
4. His hobbies include frosting and highlighting his hair.
10. That makes him Miley’s half-brother. Miley is the oldest of the kids Tish and Billy Ray conceived together. She is 20 years old.
She is Miley Cyrus. You know who she is.
15. When she was 9, she wore this outfit and people freaked out.
17. Trace is Tish’s son. Billy Ray adopted him. He’s 24 and has face tats.
18. In 2011, he was briefly engaged to Disney Channel star Brenda Song. They broke off their engagement in 2012 but have since gotten back together.
And there you have it, folks! Everything you were always afraid to ask about the Cyrus family! You’re welcome!
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post misidentified Miley’s brother, Christopher Cody. (9/17)